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Post by seniorphil on Jan 25, 2014 22:18:55 GMT
I think kippers would do the trick, for the first few days they'd blame each other. Creep in, creep out no reason to get caught if I don't have to. I will use all toothbrushes, and I love the idea of letting them know afterwards with video evidence. If they were reasonable people this would cure them, but I know of 5 generations of this scum. I think a photo would be better, you can Photoshop any identifying features, video may well give away clues. Alternatively, an anominous letter stating colour and make of toothbrush could be sent. I take it the letter should be written in cut and paste news print like a sex pistols record cover.;-)
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Post by mart166 on Jan 25, 2014 22:36:02 GMT
Sneak in, rubber gloves, testicles, large knife, job done, stop the spread of these scum, do the world a favour. If you think this extreme do not join my political party I keep threatening to start.
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Post by seniorphil on Jan 25, 2014 23:13:41 GMT
Sneak in, rubber gloves, testicles, large knife, job done, stop the spread of these scum, do the world a favour. If you think this extreme do not join my political party I keep threatening to start. MP Mart, I thought of that, I don't think they have testicles, they breed by osmosis-its a bit like steeping, maybe they just leave spores.
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Post by seniorphil on Jan 25, 2014 23:23:39 GMT
I didn't want this to become a thread where we vent our frustrations, but its kind of nice you feel like me. When I get arrested fot whatever retribution I decide on, thank you very much for your input. I hope not to get caught, but if I do I will stand proud, NO COMMENT?
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Post by dagl on Jan 25, 2014 23:44:36 GMT
Take several pints of maggots with you to release, lots of fresh milk (to become less than fresh once spread generously on beds and bedding) plenty of fresh fish to gaffa tape to the undersides of tables, beds, chairs, cupboard drawers, backs of sofas, behind the fridge and radiators- be sure to push them down properly. If you can, save any roadkill you come across to put in water tank/loft space/under floorboards. Block all drains and sewer systems with concrete, leave 'your scent' in any open food items, loosen all waste outlets to wc's, dishwashers, sinks and washing machine, liberally water any electrical items, superglue all locks, turn all taps on to water the grass seeds you have sown.. Obviously these ideas are made in jest and I take no responsibility for any of them you may choose to use for your own purposes
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Post by seniorphil on Jan 26, 2014 0:05:53 GMT
I've calmed down a bit now "I was in no way influenced or provoked into any action by anybody, I acted on belief my actions were justified due to criminal acts commited against myself" You bastards........
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Post by amygx on Jan 26, 2014 4:01:22 GMT
Replace their milk with horse semen, some type of flesh eating bacteria in the crotch of their underpants, instant hair removal cream in their shampoo bottles, urinate in their water tank, permanent colour dye in their shower head. Job well done.
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Post by Blownupdolly on Jan 26, 2014 5:47:49 GMT
Replace their milk with horse semen, some type of flesh eating bacteria in the crotch of their underpants, instant hair removal cream in their shampoo bottles, urinate in their water tank, permanent colour dye in their shower head. Job well done. This made me laugh out loud. Especially the mental picture I have of Phil collecting the horse semen!!!
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Post by lairey on Jan 26, 2014 6:49:32 GMT
Fish tucked behind all the radiators, and inside the curtain poles if they have the metal tubes... they'd eventually find what was stashed behind the rads, but doubt they'd ever think to look inside the poles
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Post by chykensa on Jan 26, 2014 9:49:49 GMT
OMG, you revengeful lot!!!! Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you all
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Post by mart166 on Jan 26, 2014 10:03:30 GMT
OMG, you revengeful lot!!!! Remind me never to get on the wrong side of you all Next London vape meet going to sit in corner not talk to anyone, very afraid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MP
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Post by seniorphil on Jan 26, 2014 10:04:23 GMT
If anyone fancies some exercise I'll be on Tottenham Marshes for the next 2 hours collecting horse semen.
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Post by mart166 on Jan 26, 2014 10:05:49 GMT
W***er lol
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Post by newdawn on Jan 26, 2014 11:53:45 GMT
Eye drops in their milk would make them reeeeeeally ill and be difficult to detect. So I've heard...
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Post by chykensa on Jan 26, 2014 12:22:47 GMT
Eye drops in their milk would make them reeeeeeally ill and be difficult to detect. So I've heard... Wot - the burglars, or the horses on Tottenham Marshes!?
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