davetherayon
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Post by davetherayon on Sept 2, 2014 23:07:37 GMT
I posted this on another forum. See if you can think of a movie you could write a new script for!  I toyed once with bidding for a script for the Harry Potter franchise. Called "Harry Potter and the Onset of Puberty", it would have featured Harry with a pencil moustache and slicked back wig, Hermione with an orange punk hairdo and **** OFF T-shirt, and Ron Weasley as a dyed-black Goth. It would have been a smash hit. I should be a screenwriter. Edit : and they'd have killed Voldemort with spoons in the first scene. Epic. |
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Post by prr on Sept 3, 2014 12:46:56 GMT
I'll have a pint of what your on!!!
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Post by PinkyPuff on Sept 3, 2014 12:58:24 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 3, 2014 14:41:12 GMT
I rewrote "The Sound of Music" into a Young Ones punk rock style comedy romp.
... now called "The Sound of Mucus"
Within 30 seconds of the start of the film, the Von Trapp children are needlessly slaughtered by SPG, the pysychotic hamster and Julie Andrews gets a cold & every time she tries to sing "The Hills Are Alive", she sneezes & wipes out the Nazis with Ebola infected mucus.
Should do well, I think.
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Post by it0mm0 on Sept 5, 2014 0:25:51 GMT
Titanic
No icebergs involved but it gets vapourized by a UFO and turns into a weird sort of "cocoon" type feel good film
then they all get eaten by zombies
and Bruce Willis dies
and then we all go back to "The Winchester"
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Post by VapingBad on Sept 5, 2014 0:33:08 GMT
davetherayon you know too much about Harry Potter for someone who was adult before the first one was published 
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Post by davetherayon on Sept 5, 2014 3:14:54 GMT
"The Cress File" starring Michael Caine as a born again vegetarian.  |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Sept 5, 2014 7:22:47 GMT
The Expendables IV
Arnold, Bruce, Jet, Sylvester, Jason etc. turn up in zimmerframes with machine guns attached to rid the world of really bad guys, but are confounded by the amount of stairs involved & all get killed.
The Daleks turn up to try & help them, but are equally flummoxed & the bad guys win.
** Also **
Spiderman - The Final Swing
Spidey goes out after some weird bad person, starts swinging from building to building, then realises he hasn't got enough spiderweb stuff in his wrist, so slams into a building, falls into the road & gets splatted by one of the Expendables zimmerframes, who don't stop because they're trying to get away from the Daleks.
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