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Post by Ron on Dec 2, 2019 17:16:24 GMT
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship .
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after you scare the shit out of them.."
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Post by Ron on Jan 4, 2020 19:31:04 GMT
Who else loved puzzles growing up? At last I finished this one
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Post by Ron on Jan 8, 2020 17:18:59 GMT
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping at Harrods (probably caused by the prices)
The clerk called 999 and the paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in a Catholic Hospital, in the care of nuns.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his very expensive treatment, "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "What about savings, do you have any money in the bank?"
"None" was his reply.
"What about any family who could help with the bills" asked the nun, getting a bit irritated.
"I've only got a spinster sister, and she's a nun." he said.
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters!, Nuns are married to God"
"Good" said the bloke, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law.
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