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Post by blakey on Dec 25, 2012 8:35:53 GMT
I woke up at 5 this morning, something that shift work does to your body clock At about 06:45 I thought I may as well do my normal 5 mile walk and get an appetite for me christmas grub- I looked up and saw clear skies so I thought I'd leave the umbrella behind, I managed to circumnavigate the lake which is about 1.3miles and then the heavens opened- Result= one soaked to the skin blakey > I trudged back home and spent 40 mins on the exercise bike instead. when I finished that I stood at the living room window with a nice steaming cup of coffee and the sky lit up with lightening Then hailstones descended upon london to the tune of crashes of thunder That was when I remembered that I had left the trousers and shirt that I intended to wear today out on the washing line Start the day as you mean to go on Blakeys off for a bath
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Post by Malibu on Dec 25, 2012 8:48:43 GMT
Haha enjoy your bath, may I suggest you stay in for the rest of the day. Merry Christmas !
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Post by blakey on Dec 25, 2012 8:51:05 GMT
Haha enjoy your bath, may I suggest you stay in for the rest of the day. Merry Christmas ! I would love to stay in but I've my orders lol Merry christmas to you too
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Post by Blownupdolly on Dec 25, 2012 8:52:29 GMT
Go back to bed, get up again and pretend you dreamt the earlier start
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Post by blakey on Dec 25, 2012 8:54:44 GMT
Go back to bed, get up again and pretend you dreamt the earlier start Brilliant Idea, trick my body into thinking its had two days off I just need to figure out a way of tricking my body into thinking it's still young and fit and I'll be made
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Post by nicky on Dec 25, 2012 9:13:50 GMT
I woke up at 5 this morning, something that shift work does to your body clock At about 06:45 I thought I may as well do my normal 5 mile walk and get an appetite for me christmas grub- I looked up and saw clear skies so I thought I'd leave the umbrella behind, I managed to circumnavigate the lake which is about 1.3miles and then the heavens opened- Result= one soaked to the skin blakey > I trudged back home and spent 40 mins on the exercise bike instead. when I finished that I stood at the living room window with a nice steaming cup of coffee and the sky lit up with lightening Then hailstones descended upon london to the tune of crashes of thunder That was when I remembered that I had left the trousers and shirt that I intended to wear today out on the washing line Start the day as you mean to go on Blakeys off for a bath Cum ere i'll give u a rub down
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Post by nicky on Dec 25, 2012 9:15:46 GMT
I just need to figure out a way of tricking my body into thinking it's still young and fit and I'll be made I i it's christmas...........santa can't work miracles......tweedle dee!!
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Post by blakey on Dec 25, 2012 9:16:22 GMT
I woke up at 5 this morning, something that shift work does to your body clock At about 06:45 I thought I may as well do my normal 5 mile walk and get an appetite for me christmas grub- I looked up and saw clear skies so I thought I'd leave the umbrella behind, I managed to circumnavigate the lake which is about 1.3miles and then the heavens opened- Result= one soaked to the skin blakey > I trudged back home and spent 40 mins on the exercise bike instead. when I finished that I stood at the living room window with a nice steaming cup of coffee and the sky lit up with lightening Then hailstones descended upon london to the tune of crashes of thunder That was when I remembered that I had left the trousers and shirt that I intended to wear today out on the washing line Start the day as you mean to go on Blakeys off for a bath Cum ere i'll give u a rub down Well open the door then, it's freezing out here
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Post by Blownupdolly on Dec 25, 2012 9:21:43 GMT
I woke up at 5 this morning, something that shift work does to your body clock At about 06:45 I thought I may as well do my normal 5 mile walk and get an appetite for me christmas grub- I looked up and saw clear skies so I thought I'd leave the umbrella behind, I managed to circumnavigate the lake which is about 1.3miles and then the heavens opened- Result= one soaked to the skin blakey > I trudged back home and spent 40 mins on the exercise bike instead. when I finished that I stood at the living room window with a nice steaming cup of coffee and the sky lit up with lightening Then hailstones descended upon london to the tune of crashes of thunder That was when I remembered that I had left the trousers and shirt that I intended to wear today out on the washing line Start the day as you mean to go on Blakeys off for a bath Cum ere i'll give u a rub down Ooooh errr Mrs...steady on!
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Post by jayjay on Dec 25, 2012 10:08:27 GMT
Cum ere i'll give u a rub down Best offer you've had so far Blakey!!!
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Post by blakey on Dec 25, 2012 10:38:26 GMT
Cum ere i'll give u a rub down Best offer you've had so far Blakey!!! Day is still young yet jay
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Post by Phoenix . on Dec 25, 2012 10:44:28 GMT
I was wide awake at 3.15, my body clock is knackered anyway. Just got up and prepped all my food for dinner, had a game of Scrabble on line and won, read my book. Got ready to walk the dog ,opened the door and it was p.....g it down, took coat and boos off,let the dog out in the garden with his waterproof jacket on cos he hates getting wet too! Blooming rain, would rather have snow. # #
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Post by Chrissie on Dec 25, 2012 11:51:57 GMT
(((Blakey))) It was chucking it down here again earlier on but it's brightened up, so I'm off out for a walk now
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Post by nicky on Dec 25, 2012 20:47:02 GMT
Best offer you've had so far Blakey!!! Day is still young yet jay Like you're gonna get any other offers!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by blakey on Dec 25, 2012 21:43:40 GMT
Day is still young yet jay Like you're gonna get any other offers!!!!!!!!!! A man can dream can't he .
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