Stealth vaping, the dirty little fun of it all

[davetherayon]

Increasingly in local pubs, who are glad to have a customer, they don't have a monk on when I pull out the ego that's my travelling companion - but at work it's a different matter. Smokers are confined to two little roofed areas with no sides in the howling wind and rain, and the time they take to chuff has to be made up in overtime. Me, I wobble off to the bog a few times a day for a stealthy draw on my ego, using tobacco fluid to minimise the aroma, don't want to alert the buggers!

On that latter note, I started out being pretty frit about it, afraid someone would hear the clicky of my ego being activated, or the ssssfffff of it firing, or be ultra-sensitive to pongs and notice the smell above the sulubrious aroma of wee and the last cubicle occupier's pong (and some of those people must shove a dead rat up their bum before going to work by the smell of it). As time went on, and the stealth vapes to trap 1 went unnoticed, I've kept my guard up but enjoyed more and more a frisson of thrill about the ... smoking in the boys room feeling of it all! How juvenile, how fun! Anyone else actually enjoy the John Le Carre-like stealthy vape in this way?


Toot toot!

[matt1988]

Haha! Now we get set break times at our work, however I do occasionally go into the toilet to have a quick vape. It's normally empty so I just go into a cubicle and vape away (always blowing the vape down so it can't be seen by anyone wishing to relieve themselves lol).

I also vape when off the shopfloor and no-one is around. I think I vape more than I smoked oops (oh well).

Edit: Vape is used alot in that post, so vape vape vape vape and oh yes vape haha!

[Arrowmunda]

I work in a huge warehouse so every time I'm down the aisles I have a sneaky Vape, it's naughty but nice!

Only problem I have is I only use a vamo and iclear 30 so lots of vapour so I have to vape and run to the next isle lol

[Jezarel]

In the cinema is when I get the biggest kick. My wife goes ape shit. Especially when I had honey juice as it stank to high heaven. The one thing I hate is the noise the hissing is what alerts people to it as holding it in for a few more seconds or switching to a PG heavy juice avoids people running for the fire alarms.

Regards
Jez