Greetings everyone

[moonraker]

Welcome & have fun

[anna]

Oct 15, 2013 10:28:02 GMT charon said:

Jaguar7777
OMG well now your going to have to behave yourself...No more more secret shiny purchases for you my son.

Secret?  Ha! He parades ALL his new purchases around and indeed has me with one in each hand testing them  out and oooohing and ahhhhing all over them! 

AND.....procured one of my makeup cases which he is now using as a stand for his Mods.

But hey....I'm easily amused. 

[anna]

Thanks everyone, it's a nice feeling to be made so welcome. Jag has been telling me what a great forum this is and encouraging me to join. I do listen to him......sometimes.

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 15, 2013 11:50:54 GMT anna said:

Oct 15, 2013 10:28:02 GMT charon said:

Jaguar7777
OMG well now your going to have to behave yourself...No more more secret shiny purchases for you my son.

Secret?  Ha! He parades ALL his new purchases around and indeed has me with one in each hand testing them  out and oooohing and ahhhhing all over them! 

AND.....procured one of my makeup cases which he is now using as a stand for his Mods.

But hey....I'm easily amused. 

When it comes to choosing a Wife, it looks like I might know what I'm doing.

Now, put that Black Cherry down and try some of this Golden tree on my new Mod. What do you mean, "It tastes like shit." You haven't got the voltage turned up, and you're holding it all wrong ...................

Do you think I should get this or that?

Jag. (Marital Bliss ..................)

[HeadHunter]

Hi Anna & welcome to the forum, great introduction.......helps when the 'old man' is already on here, lol.

Good luck with giving up smoking, it's easy when you have a descent PV.

[Deleted]

Hello & welcome, anna! Well done to you & aherm.....your OH, who has now had his 'feathers' clipped!

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 15, 2013 12:16:04 GMT jess said:

Hello & welcome, anna! Well done to you & aherm.....your OH, who has now had his 'feathers' clipped!

Feathers Clipped, Custard Chops?


Never! I just vape a little Red Energy because it gives you wings. (Tastes like the real thing too, bloody awful)


I'm a good boy. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam ...........


Jag. (Divorce? Why, what did I say?)

[Chrissie]

Oct 15, 2013 10:22:38 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

Welcome Beautiful!

I think I might know you.

In fact, I think I might be married to you!


Small World, huh?


Have fun.


Jag. (Knows his Other Half when he see's Her ........)

That post really made me grin

[charon]

Oct 15, 2013 12:27:21 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

Oct 15, 2013 12:16:04 GMT jess said:

Hello & welcome, anna! Well done to you & aherm.....your OH, who has now had his 'feathers' clipped!

Feathers Clipped, Custard Chops?


Never! I just vape a little Red Energy because it gives you wings. (Tastes like the real thing too, bloody awful)


I'm a good boy. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam ...........


Jag. (Divorce? Why, what did I say?)

OK what's the secret to training the little lady   having such a harmonious matrimonial state ?

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 15, 2013 12:32:50 GMT charon said:

Oct 15, 2013 12:27:21 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

Feathers Clipped, Custard Chops?


Never! I just vape a little Red Energy because it gives you wings. (Tastes like the real thing too, bloody awful)


I'm a good boy. Jesus wants me for a sunbeam ...........


Jag. (Divorce? Why, what did I say?)

OK what's the secret to training the little lady   having such a harmonious matrimonial state ?

Secret? There is no secret, just three rules that might come in handy.

1: It's a good idea to be friends.

2: Don't say "I Love You" unless you really mean it.

3: Know how to say you are sorry, and learn how to forgive.

Those three can come in handy, when used wisely.


Jag. (I didn't Marry her because I had to ..... Jeeze ........ )

[charon]

Jaguar7777

you big softy you! I always follow my dad's advice.

" someday you will come in from work and she will be standing in the hall with red eyes from weeping/ scowling (delete as appropiate). The first thing you must always, repeat always do is APOLOGISE.
Because no matter what is wrong, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!"

has stood me in good stead so far.



(Remember you can't argue with feminine logic because you'll never win)

[Jaguar7777]

Oct 15, 2013 12:48:50 GMT charon said:

Jaguar7777

you big softy you! I always follow my dad's advice.

" someday you will come in from work and she will be standing in the hall with red eyes from weeping/ scowling (delete as appropiate). The first thing you must always, repeat always do is APOLOGISE.
Because no matter what is wrong, IT'S YOUR FAULT!!"

has stood me in good stead so far.



(Remember you can't argue with feminine logic because you'll never win)

You poor bugger .......................


Mind you, My Dad would have given you the same advice. Unfortunately, what he truly knows about women could be written on a Pin Head!


Jag. (When in doubt, duck.)

[anna]

Oct 15, 2013 12:39:17 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

Oct 15, 2013 12:32:50 GMT charon said:

OK what's the secret to training the little lady   having such a harmonious matrimonial state ?

Secret? There is no secret, just three rules that might come in handy.

1: It's a good idea to be friends.

2: Don't say "I Love You" unless you really mean it.

3: Know how to say you are sorry, and learn how to forgive.

Those three can come in handy, when used wisely.


Jag. (I didn't Marry her because I had to ..... Jeeze ........ )

[anna]

What he said....^^ And from a female perspective....

...learning the right time to say these choice words, 'Whatever' and 'Fine'. Timing is everything!

[anna]

Thanks again for the kind words of welcome folks. Now to start looking through some threads!