Most embarrassing moment ever.

[jordan]

Nov 11, 2013 18:31:55 GMT Karma said:

 these types of examinations can save people's lives.

I tried telling that to my fiance but she insists that women don't have a prostate! 

[griffon10]

i was in my 20's - just a few years back(i wish). on holiiday in Blackpool with the boys during a heatwave. we consumed admirable amounts of alcohol and decided to stroll down Blackpool sands. my tight fitting shorts drew admiring glances as we strolled. it was only when we got to the far end of the beach that i realised that part of my undercarriage was dangling from the leg of my shorts. i think i am still scarred by that episode.

[chrisjw]

Nov 11, 2013 18:58:35 GMT griffon10 said:

i was in my 20's - just a few years back(i wish). on holiiday in Blackpool with the boys during a heatwave. we consumed admirable amounts of alcohol and decided to stroll down Blackpool sands. my tight fitting shorts drew admiring glances as we strolled. it was only when we got to the far end of the beach that i realised that part of my undercarriage was dangling from the leg of my shorts. i think i am still scarred by that episode.

The Inbetweeners springs to mind..........

[lobeydosser]

One of mine was about 5 hours ago getting pulled up by the Fuzz and getting hauled into the Cop Car, to get "read my rights" and then handed a £100 Fine and 3 Penalty Points!

I was only doing 42mph in a 30.

A 100 Quid!!! That's almost 2 tank fulls.

[chykensa]

2 tankfuls of what lobeydosser - Vanilla Custard!!?

[fiddles]

Nov 11, 2013 19:13:26 GMT chykensa said:

2 tankfuls of what lobeydosser - Vanilla Custard!!?

You wish

Buying Grants in the 100ml bottle would cost you £1772.97 a gallon

[chykensa]

Nov 11, 2013 19:23:11 GMT fiddles said:

Nov 11, 2013 19:13:26 GMT chykensa said:

2 tankfuls of what lobeydosser - Vanilla Custard!!?

You wish

Buying Grants in the 100ml bottle would cost you £1772.97 a gallon

Hmm, that rather puts it in some kind of perspective! Thanks for doing the maths for me fiddles!!!!

[Raffles]

griffon10... Good job it wasn't Bermuda shorts, or I really would feel inadequate!


lobeydosser... Still a 'boy racer' eh, life in the old dog yet!

[lobeydosser]

Nov 11, 2013 19:13:26 GMT chykensa said:

2 tankfuls of what lobeydosser - Vanilla Custard!!?

Now if it had been 25 gallon tanks of Vanilla Custard, I'd have gladly tipped over the two of them!

2 bowls of Camera Carrying Custard.

[mybad]

My one and only embarrassing moment that I can remember , we'd gone on holiday and one evening we went to a show just for something to do other than going to a pub , anyway the show was also about audience participation and yes guess who got picked to participate so anyway did my part on stage to a packed audience got the applause etc left the stage and went and sat back down in my seat, 10 mins or so later show is coming to an end , grand finale and all that jazz, all the thespians stand on front stage for the cheers, then as a participant I was asked to stand again , so I stood up out of my seat embarrassingly to face the audience again , now here comes the crunch bit, the seats we sat in were the same as the ones you find in the cinemas where the seat itself springs up once you stand up from it, so in my eagerness to sit back down I didn't realize the seat had popped up and proceeded to park my arse on the floor right in front of a packed house only to hear the show host say we got another one.


A little long winded I know , sorry.

[cl0wn]

Walk home from the pub through graveyard,
Early days of courting my (now) wife,
Both living with parents at the time,
Quiet, secluded spot,
10 minutes later,
Old man walking inquisitive Jack Russell,
Only available coverage, patch of nettles.

The ingredients are there, make of it what you will.

[elvedhel]

Nov 11, 2013 12:56:09 GMT Smokeybebe said:

I thought that, seeing as we are amongst friends here, we could possibly share some of ours. I,ll show you mine if you show me yours.

My worst one is far too graphic to put here, however friendly you all are but coming a close second is this ....

I was shopping in a mall, and stepped in a lift to go up a few floors. A gorgeous guy got in, about 30, longish wavy hair and come-to-bed eyes.

He smiled at me, I smiled back. And the conversation went like this...

Him- hi, you ok?

Me- yes thanks.

Him- what are you up to?

Me- oh just shopping.

Him- how long are you gonna be?

Me- well, how longs a piece of string. Why? (Thinking it was a bit of an odd question to ask)

Him- what are you doing after.?

Me- just going home I guess?

Him- Wanna come for a drink?

Me (thinking omg, I've pulled a fit young thang)- well I should be getting back really, but.....

Him- Do you mind!! I'm on the phone!! (Pulling ear-phone out of his ear)

Me-



Those lift doors couldn't open fast enough for me...


ahhhh so now i know who the girl was in the lift when i was on the phone!

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 11, 2013 23:01:09 GMT cl0wn said:

Walk home from the pub through graveyard,
Early days of courting my (now) wife,
Both living with parents at the time,
Quiet, secluded spot,
10 minutes later,
Old man walking inquisitive Jack Russell,
Only available coverage, patch of nettles.

The ingredients are there, make of it what you will.

At least your wife knew what caused her rash,

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 11, 2013 23:22:13 GMT elvedhel said:

Nov 11, 2013 12:56:09 GMT Smokeybebe said:

I thought that, seeing as we are amongst friends here, we could possibly share some of ours. I,ll show you mine if you show me yours.

My worst one is far too graphic to put here, however friendly you all are but coming a close second is this ....

I was shopping in a mall, and stepped in a lift to go up a few floors. A gorgeous guy got in, about 30, longish wavy hair and come-to-bed eyes.

He smiled at me, I smiled back. And the conversation went like this...

Him- hi, you ok?

Me- yes thanks.

Him- what are you up to?

Me- oh just shopping.

Him- how long are you gonna be?

Me- well, how longs a piece of string. Why? (Thinking it was a bit of an odd question to ask)

Him- what are you doing after.?

Me- just going home I guess?

Him- Wanna come for a drink?

Me (thinking omg, I've pulled a fit young thang)- well I should be getting back really, but.....

Him- Do you mind!! I'm on the phone!! (Pulling ear-phone out of his ear)

Me-



Those lift doors couldn't open fast enough for me...


ahhhh so now i know who the girl was in the lift when i was on the phone!

Omg! For real?

[Jaguar7777]

I think I'll pass on this one, as most of mine would cause red faces at worst and giggling at best ...........................

Jag. (Move over, Casanova, you're not the only one who can fall out of bed ...)