Most embarrassing moment ever.

[Yorkshireman]

Years ago i was late for my daughters primary school play,i was working on a building site so had the dusty dirty jeans and rigger boots on.I ran into the school and rushed through a closed curtain to find myself in the middle of the stage with a young Mary and Joseph and i knocked baby Jesus onto the floor,i stood there in shock until all the parents and teachers gave me a round of applause and i sheepishly crawled off the stage into the audience.

[jaysey]

A long time ago when I was much younger I used to do a bit of catwalk modelling , one night it was rather hectic and crowded to get changed , it wasn't until I started down the runway that I realised I had odd shoes on !! Thinking quickly I decided to kick them off and carry on .... Suddenly a loud scream from the audience .... Looked over and some poor woman's nose was oozing blood !!!! Oops ...total chaos ensued .....

[chrisjw]

Nov 11, 2013 18:39:05 GMT Super-Shiny said:

Nov 11, 2013 18:31:55 GMT Karma said:

Super-Shiny

joking apart, these types of examinations can save people's lives, don't die of embarrassment, please

I know but my GP has bent fingers and shaky hands (i am not joking) i felt like one of those drills that they do roadworks with, didn't have to walk home, i pretty much shaked home

Gonna change GP anyway as i have never got on with them, been keep meaning to do it.

I'm sure there are many folk out there, of a certain persuasion, who would love the address of your gp Super-Shiny.................

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 12, 2013 12:00:28 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

I think I'll pass on this one, as most of mine would cause red faces at worst and giggling at best ...........................

Jag. (Move over, Casanova, you're not the only one who can fall out of bed ...)

Coward.

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 12, 2013 12:59:10 GMT Yorkshireman said:

Years ago i was late for my daughters primary school play,i was working on a building site so had the dusty dirty jeans and rigger boots on.I ran into the school and rushed through a closed curtain to find myself in the middle of the stage with a young Mary and Joseph and i knocked baby Jesus onto the floor,i stood there in shock until all the parents and teachers gave me a round of applause and i sheepishly crawled off the stage into the audience.

Up-staging primary school kids, you should be ashamed Yorkshireman

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 12, 2013 13:51:56 GMT jaysey said:

A long time ago when I was much younger I used to do a bit of catwalk modelling , one night it was rather hectic and crowded to get changed , it wasn't until I started down the runway that I realised I had odd shoes on !! Thinking quickly I decided to kick them off and carry on .... Suddenly a loud scream from the audience .... Looked over and some poor woman's nose was oozing blood !!!! Oops ...total chaos ensued .....

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 12, 2013 14:14:39 GMT chrisjw said:

Nov 11, 2013 18:39:05 GMT Super-Shiny said:

I know but my GP has bent fingers and shaky hands (i am not joking) i felt like one of those drills that they do roadworks with, didn't have to walk home, i pretty much shaked home

Gonna change GP anyway as i have never got on with them, been keep meaning to do it.

I'm sure there are many folk out there, of a certain persuasion, who would love the address of your gp Super-Shiny.................

[Jaguar7777]

Nov 12, 2013 17:16:15 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Nov 12, 2013 12:00:28 GMT Jaguar7777 said:

I think I'll pass on this one, as most of mine would cause red faces at worst and giggling at best ...........................

Jag. (Move over, Casanova, you're not the only one who can fall out of bed ...)

Coward.

Okay ... a nice safe one .....

I was dating three girls, but on a Saturday I decided to invite another to a Party. Unfortunately the other three turned up at that party, and as soon as the penny dropped they all poured beer all over me in front of everybody. I had to jump in the pool, strip my clothes off and wring them dry, then go back inside looking like a damp squib.

The funny thing was ... they all went out with me again.


Women, go figure ....


Jag. (Used to live dangerously ....)

[Wobblybootie]

Okay, many years ago ... (actually, the long hot summer of '76) I was based in Poole (Dorset) had been out with my Oppos, thought I had trapped so went off with my intended partner for the night only to be rejected at the last minute ... As it was the early hours of the morning I decided to cut my losses and return to Camp. It's not far, I'll walk !!

Half way back, a car pulled over (Vauxhall Viva HB) the window opened and a lift was offered ... I accepted, got in to find myself sitting next to a rather nice looking slightly older woman (I was 20 so slightly older to me meant anywhere between 21-35ish) Not bad I thought, "Would you like a drink" she said. Being a person of absolutely no morals or conscience I agreed. Anyway 10 minutes later we were in her lounge with a drink, ... things moved on ... and on until still semi clothed she started paying very very close attention to my trouser snake (Yeah I know, but we are in polite company here)

Well, I thought I would reciprocate so my hand moved up her legs ... and found ... Yep, you guessed it ... Meat and Two veg!!   Did I run???? Nope! Did I take any further part? Nope but I did let her finish what she started!!

As an aside, The next day after my Oppos had picked themselves off the floor and finished laughing I found that I was one of many she had trapped that summer. Ah well put it down to experience ...   

[Deleted]

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 13, 2013 9:52:39 GMT Wobblybootie said:

Okay, many years ago ... (actually, the long hot summer of '76) I was based in Poole (Dorset) had been out with my Oppos, thought I had trapped so went off with my intended partner for the night only to be rejected at the last minute ... As it was the early hours of the morning I decided to cut my losses and return to Camp. It's not far, I'll walk !!

Half way back, a car pulled over (Vauxhall Viva HB) the window opened and a lift was offered ... I accepted, got in to find myself sitting next to a rather nice looking slightly older woman (I was 20 so slightly older to me meant anywhere between 21-35ish) Not bad I thought, "Would you like a drink" she said. Being a person of absolutely no morals or conscience I agreed. Anyway 10 minutes later we were in her lounge with a drink, ... things moved on ... and on until still semi clothed she started paying very very close attention to my trouser snake (Yeah I know, but we are in polite company here)

Well, I thought I would reciprocate so my hand moved up her legs ... and found ... Yep, you guessed it ... Meat and Two veg!!   Did I run???? Nope! Did I take any further part? Nope but I did let her finish what she started!!

As an aside, The next day after my Oppos had picked themselves off the floor and finished laughing I found that I was one of many she had trapped that summer. Ah well put it down to experience ...   

LadyBoy anyone?

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 13, 2013 10:35:13 GMT joy said:

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

[Wobblybootie]

Nov 13, 2013 10:46:39 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Nov 13, 2013 9:52:39 GMT Wobblybootie said:

Okay, many years ago ... (actually, the long hot summer of '76) I was based in Poole (Dorset) had been out with my Oppos, thought I had trapped so went off with my intended partner for the night only to be rejected at the last minute ... As it was the early hours of the morning I decided to cut my losses and return to Camp. It's not far, I'll walk !!

Half way back, a car pulled over (Vauxhall Viva HB) the window opened and a lift was offered ... I accepted, got in to find myself sitting next to a rather nice looking slightly older woman (I was 20 so slightly older to me meant anywhere between 21-35ish) Not bad I thought, "Would you like a drink" she said. Being a person of absolutely no morals or conscience I agreed. Anyway 10 minutes later we were in her lounge with a drink, ... things moved on ... and on until still semi clothed she started paying very very close attention to my trouser snake (Yeah I know, but we are in polite company here)

Well, I thought I would reciprocate so my hand moved up her legs ... and found ... Yep, you guessed it ... Meat and Two veg!!   Did I run???? Nope! Did I take any further part? Nope but I did let her finish what she started!!

As an aside, The next day after my Oppos had picked themselves off the floor and finished laughing I found that I was one of many she had trapped that summer. Ah well put it down to experience ...   

LadyBoy anyone?

I forgot to mention ... She still gave me a lift back to the camp  in time to turn to for work ...

[charon]

Wobblybootie

By this, I am assuming you were not from Recon...

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 13, 2013 11:34:30 GMT charon said:

Wobblybootie

By this, I am assuming you were not from Recon...

Arnt Recon supposed to be good at finding things out? Gathering intelligence and such? Could've come in handy then.