Most embarrassing moment ever.

[chrisjw]

Nov 13, 2013 13:35:16 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Nov 13, 2013 11:34:30 GMT charon said:

Wobblybootie

By this, I am assuming you were not from Recon...

Arnt Recon supposed to be good at finding things out? Gathering intelligence and such? Could've come in handy then.

Yeah, but that would spoil the element of surprise........& I like little surprises........adds to the fun.......

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 13, 2013 13:58:55 GMT chrisjw said:

Nov 13, 2013 13:35:16 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Arnt Recon supposed to be good at finding things out? Gathering intelligence and such? Could've come in handy then.

Yeah, but that would spoil the element of surprise........& I like little surprises........adds to the fun.......

Oh I quite agree chrisjw

Don't think that little surprise was one that Wobblybootie wants to repeat though

[chrisjw]

Nov 13, 2013 14:15:04 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Nov 13, 2013 13:58:55 GMT chrisjw said:

Yeah, but that would spoil the element of surprise........& I like little surprises........adds to the fun.......

Oh I quite agree chrisjw

Don't think that little surprise was one that Wobblybootie wants to repeat though

Everythings worth trying once though...........

[Deleted]

Nov 13, 2013 10:35:13 GMT joy said:

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then
... ping pong anyone?

[mybad]

Nov 13, 2013 15:54:24 GMT @spikeyfridge said:

Nov 13, 2013 10:35:13 GMT joy said:

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then
... ping pong anyone?

but

[chrisjw]

Nov 13, 2013 15:54:24 GMT @spikeyfridge said:

Nov 13, 2013 10:35:13 GMT joy said:

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then
... ping pong anyone?

I've heard of somewhere that specialises in that sort of behaviour...............................................................apparently

[Deleted]

Nov 13, 2013 15:54:24 GMT @spikeyfridge said:

Nov 13, 2013 10:35:13 GMT joy said:

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then
... ping pong anyone?

Could have been much worse Spikey.......he could have swallowed it........

[Deleted]

ha ha!
another time i had an intimate object added to my nether regions by a male student doctor and after... i still cringe at this... i asked him if it was as good for him... jeez, me and my mouth

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 13, 2013 15:54:24 GMT @spikeyfridge said:

Nov 13, 2013 10:35:13 GMT joy said:

Only the girls will understand.

Some years ago..sitting in line...waiting to be called in for a smear test.

You know the drill girls..hop up...legs well apart...and relax.

Voice called, next please, I looked up....ffs I do not believe this..

he who is about to view my bits is only neighbours father.

Did I scarper? Well I thought about it for a second, decided to go

for it and chatted about the weather.

i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then
... ping pong anyone?

Omg...

[Deleted]

Mines graphic...involves gentials, needles, blood and a pub

I'll let your imaginations piece the rest together

[Smokeybebe]

Had a bit of a one today, workmen fitting solar panels on my roof, we're supposed to be finishing off yesterday but they had to rush off and said they would be back Friday. This afternoon I had been trying on some clothes and shoes for an upcoming party, and my neighbour texted me to say she was popping in for a coffee, so I quickly pulled on some pajama bottoms. 5 mins passed and she didn't come in so I carried on sorting my shoes out and came across a pair I'd never worn. Ooooh, I think, why haven't I ever worn these? Perfect for a party cuz they're glittery!

I put them on and realise why I've never worn them, they are 5 inch heels, but soooo lush, so I practice walking around a bit, then the doorbell goes. I totter out and open the door, thinking it was Trisha my neighbour, and 3 workmen are stood there . Came back early to finish the job. I said sorry for being in heels and pajama bottoms (with cows on them), then stepped back to let them in , wobbled, and fell back flat on my bum. On the way down I grabbed to try and steady myself and pulled a picture down off the wall, and it fell on one of the men.

NOW I know why I didn't wear the shoes!!

They are going on eBay tomorrow, far too dangerous for me!

Thinking about it, maybe chrisjw would like to buy them off me..... Seeing as how he has a penchant for wearing ladies gear.

Here they are Chris, lol, what do you think?

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 13, 2013 23:24:51 GMT digiw0rx said:

Mines graphic...involves gentials, needles, blood and a pub

I'll let your imaginations piece the rest together

Think I'm probably wrong, but.......omg!

[Balllsy]

Nov 13, 2013 16:43:31 GMT chrisjw said:

Nov 13, 2013 15:54:24 GMT @spikeyfridge said:

i was in this position but doctor said something funny and i laughed so hard i spat the speculum out and it hit the opposite wall ... he wasnt very amused then
... ping pong anyone?

I've heard of somewhere that specialises in that sort of behaviour...............................................................apparently

Sticky Vicky in Benidorm perhaps ?

[Deleted]

Nov 13, 2013 23:24:51 GMT digiw0rx said:

Mines graphic...involves gentials, needles, blood and a pub

I'll let your imaginations piece the rest together

My imagination is asleep however I want to know your tale.

Do spill the beans......pretty please ?

[Deleted]

Lol

Well one day i decided back in the days i had lots of piercings as well as tattoo's i would get a prince albert.... so off me and my mates trundled to go get my wee man pierced... the piercing went well, easy in fact but it was afterwards that was messy.

Because the piercing went so well, we decided to go grab a meal in the local pub down the road, so we went in and found a table and sat down.. as i sat i noticed my trousers were very wet, so started to wonder what it was! was it sweat? had i lost all sensitivity and pissed myself and not realised? so i nudged my mate and we went down to the loo's, at this point i hadn't even though to check the chair or surrounding area.

So we get to the bathroom and i drop my trousers to find out wtf was going on and was met with armageddon, covered from the groin down in blood and it was still coming thick and fast! bleeding absolutely everywhere, so i bundled everything back into my trousers best as possible, and my mate helped me back upstairs best as possible as once i'd realised what was going on i felt a bit faint, and so did my mate tbh.

we got back upstairs and went to the bar and asked them for a single sterile rubber glove and an elastic band, a bit bewildered they passed me them to me and we rushed back down and proceeded to stuff lil digi into the glove and elastic band it until i got home.

went back over to our table to collect our stuff and noticed little puddle of blood on the floor and the seat was covered... quickly informed the management and explained what had happened rather embarrassingly and we left to get home quick sharp lmao.