Most embarrassing moment ever.

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Nov 14, 2013 2:11:12 GMT digiw0rx said:

Lol

Well one day i decided back in the days i had lots of piercings as well as tattoo's i would get a prince albert.... so off me and my mates trundled to go get my wee man pierced... the piercing went well, easy in fact but it was afterwards that was messy.

Because the piercing went so well, we decided to go grab a meal in the local pub down the road, so we went in and found a table and sat down.. as i sat i noticed my trousers were very wet, so started to wonder what it was! was it sweat? had i lost all sensitivity and pissed myself and not realised? so i nudged my mate and we went down to the loo's, at this point i hadn't even though to check the chair or surrounding area.

So we get to the bathroom and i drop my trousers to find out wtf was going on and was met with armageddon, covered from the groin down in blood and it was still coming thick and fast! bleeding absolutely everywhere, so i bundled everything back into my trousers best as possible, and my mate helped me back upstairs best as possible as once i'd realised what was going on i felt a bit faint, and so did my mate tbh.

we got back upstairs and went to the bar and asked them for a single sterile rubber glove and an elastic band, a bit bewildered they passed me them to me and we rushed back down and proceeded to stuff lil digi into the glove and elastic band it until i got home.

went back over to our table to collect our stuff and noticed little puddle of blood on the floor and the seat was covered... quickly informed the management and explained what had happened rather embarrassingly and we left to get home quick sharp lmao.

Er. Emm, Ahem, Yes, Jolly Good digi. Can't help but wonder what you do for an Encore ?

[chrisjw]

Nov 13, 2013 23:43:50 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Had a bit of a one today, workmen fitting solar panels on my roof, we're supposed to be finishing off yesterday but they had to rush off and said they would be back Friday. This afternoon I had been trying on some clothes and shoes for an upcoming party, and my neighbour texted me to say she was popping in for a coffee, so I quickly pulled on some pajama bottoms. 5 mins passed and she didn't come in so I carried on sorting my shoes out and came across a pair I'd never worn. Ooooh, I think, why haven't I ever worn these? Perfect for a party cuz they're glittery!

I put them on and realise why I've never worn them, they are 5 inch heels, but soooo lush, so I practice walking around a bit, then the doorbell goes. I totter out and open the door, thinking it was Trisha my neighbour, and 3 workmen are stood there . Came back early to finish the job. I said sorry for being in heels and pajama bottoms (with cows on them), then stepped back to let them in , wobbled, and fell back flat on my bum. On the way down I grabbed to try and steady myself and pulled a picture down off the wall, and it fell on one of the men.

NOW I know why I didn't wear the shoes!!

They are going on eBay tomorrow, far too dangerous for me!

Thinking about it, maybe chrisjw would like to buy them off me..... Seeing as how he has a penchant for wearing ladies gear.

Here they are Chris, lol, what do you think?

I've got a little slinky, off the shoulder number, that would compliment them perfectly................

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 14, 2013 2:11:12 GMT digiw0rx said:

Lol

Well one day i decided back in the days i had lots of piercings as well as tattoo's i would get a prince albert.... so off me and my mates trundled to go get my wee man pierced... the piercing went well, easy in fact but it was afterwards that was messy.

Because the piercing went so well, we decided to go grab a meal in the local pub down the road, so we went in and found a table and sat down.. as i sat i noticed my trousers were very wet, so started to wonder what it was! was it sweat? had i lost all sensitivity and pissed myself and not realised? so i nudged my mate and we went down to the loo's, at this point i hadn't even though to check the chair or surrounding area.

So we get to the bathroom and i drop my trousers to find out wtf was going on and was met with armageddon, covered from the groin down in blood and it was still coming thick and fast! bleeding absolutely everywhere, so i bundled everything back into my trousers best as possible, and my mate helped me back upstairs best as possible as once i'd realised what was going on i felt a bit faint, and so did my mate tbh.

we got back upstairs and went to the bar and asked them for a single sterile rubber glove and an elastic band, a bit bewildered they passed me them to me and we rushed back down and proceeded to stuff lil digi into the glove and elastic band it until i got home.

went back over to our table to collect our stuff and noticed little puddle of blood on the floor and the seat was covered... quickly informed the management and explained what had happened rather embarrassingly and we left to get home quick sharp lmao.

kinda worked out it was something to do with a piercing on your member, but wasn't expecting it to be that bad!

[Smokeybebe]

Nov 14, 2013 8:26:20 GMT chrisjw said:

Nov 13, 2013 23:43:50 GMT Smokeybebe said:

Had a bit of a one today, workmen fitting solar panels on my roof, we're supposed to be finishing off yesterday but they had to rush off and said they would be back Friday. This afternoon I had been trying on some clothes and shoes for an upcoming party, and my neighbour texted me to say she was popping in for a coffee, so I quickly pulled on some pajama bottoms. 5 mins passed and she didn't come in so I carried on sorting my shoes out and came across a pair I'd never worn. Ooooh, I think, why haven't I ever worn these? Perfect for a party cuz they're glittery!

I put them on and realise why I've never worn them, they are 5 inch heels, but soooo lush, so I practice walking around a bit, then the doorbell goes. I totter out and open the door, thinking it was Trisha my neighbour, and 3 workmen are stood there . Came back early to finish the job. I said sorry for being in heels and pajama bottoms (with cows on them), then stepped back to let them in , wobbled, and fell back flat on my bum. On the way down I grabbed to try and steady myself and pulled a picture down off the wall, and it fell on one of the men.

NOW I know why I didn't wear the shoes!!

They are going on eBay tomorrow, far too dangerous for me!

Thinking about it, maybe chrisjw would like to buy them off me..... Seeing as how he has a penchant for wearing ladies gear.

Here they are Chris, lol, what do you think?

I've got a little slinky, off the shoulder number, that would compliment them perfectly................

Thought you might.