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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 5, 2014 21:05:47 GMT
I don't want to re-open any old wounds so I'm not going to ask why?
Why?
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Post by Chrissie on Jun 5, 2014 21:58:05 GMT
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Post by Greigster on Jun 5, 2014 22:04:19 GMT
I would rather have my pubes ripped out by a rabid hampster, before I used these people.   ...........did I just type that out loud? |
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Post by lairey on Jun 6, 2014 6:16:02 GMT
I didn't realise any of that had happened  But I have to say, reading the original thread, that I have just found my new all time favourite saying "bovine splatterage" Brilliant!  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 7:28:36 GMT
Oopsadaisy (or however you spell it) .... "bovine splatterage" - yeah lairey - that is a GREAT saying & seeing as it's not copyrighted, I think I might drop that into my daily conversations whenever possible, but probably not in a restaurant. Chrissie - I read some of it, and the opening thread was ... erm ... how can I put this without slandering the "Deliverance banjo player". Pathetic wasn't it? |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 8:02:43 GMT
"Good evening, sir, can I take your order, please?"
"Yep. I'll have a chicken chilli massala and some bovine splatterage, please"
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Post by lairey on Jun 6, 2014 10:42:38 GMT
"Good evening, sir, can I take your order, please?" "Yep. I'll have a chicken chilli massala and some bovine splatterage, please" " ??? "  |
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Post by Ripshod on Jun 6, 2014 11:07:21 GMT
"Good evening, sir, can I take your order, please?" "Yep. I'll have a chicken chilli massala and some bovine splatterage, please" " ??? " For the brave amongst you there is an alternative - porcine spaltterage!! |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 12:08:30 GMT
or the vegetarian version - cauliflower splatterage
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...........did I just type that out loud?
But I have to say, reading the original thread, that I have just found my new all time favourite saying "bovine splatterage" Brilliant! 
