Hellfire - The Review

[Deleted]

Bloody 5 pages!!! Retag me when review is live pls

[masteedman]

Wow!! 6th page now lol, when does the broadcast go out live?

[CaptainChaos]

@spikeyfridge I was thinking exactly the same - 75 posts & I haven't even received it yet

I just hope the postman doesn't squash it trying to get the bottle through my letterbox & giving himself 3rd degree burns.

As for thread hijacking - carry on - thread hijacking is GREAT fun

Just cleaning up some tanks & getting new coils ready for the onslaught

[CaptainChaos]

Oh by the way - I have no way of videoing it & putting it on youtube, so it'll have to be a written review, sadly.

[CaptainChaos]

The Hellfire has arrived THE HELLFIRE HAS ARRIVED!!!

Now just to leave it to steep for 3 weeks hahahaha

It is be put in the tank very soon.

If there is no thread updates from me within a few hours, it's been a privilege 'knowing' you all

[Deleted]

CaptainChaos, assume you'll be getting your PPE on lol

[gill2009]

                                                                                 

[Deleted]

The one I sent you doesn't need steeping. Now be a good lad, fill up, deep breath and give it your best shot!

[masteedman]

Mystic juice is ready to go!! now drip it and do the biggest lung hit you have ever done lol

[CaptainChaos]

((dramatic drumroll))

The tank is filled & the (apparently) evil juice is sitting there soaking into the coil, waiting for lift-off.

Can you feel the tension in the air?

Can you?

No .......... me neither

Won't be long.

[masteedman]

15 watts?

[masteedman]

What tank as well?

[Deleted]

Go crazy AFTER your normal set up. Give it a fair go first. If you do like it, can handle it, then fart around with it

[dagl]

Is that a mushroom cloud I see on the horizon??

[CaptainChaos]

Here we go then, THE REVIEW

The GLASS bottle was opened (thank you @spikeyfridge especially the "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA" written in blood on the envelope) and I had a sniff of the Hellfire.

Didn't really smell of anything potent, so I dripped it into my Mini Protank 2 and waited for it to be soaked up into the wick things.

I thought it better if I started with a small amount & keep the vapour in my mouth, rather than just go for a several second inhale & drag it into my lungs.

Best play it safe, I thought.

So, it was reasonably nice rolling around my tongue, with a pleasant aroma of something I can't for the life of me put my finger on. Maybe cinnamon-y with a bit of unknown spice bite.

SO .... that done, I thought it time to inhale the stuff, which is basically why I got it in the first place.

A short 2 second inhale/vape and dragged it into my lungs.

No problem - again, a bit of bite, a bit of cinnamon (I think) but nothing fatal.

Sod it, I thought, I'll just go for it now with a longer several second inhale time & just drag it straight into my lungs.

Okay - I don't know if anyone here has had general anaesthetic in the hospital, where they stick the needle in the back of your hand, and you feel the coldness of the anaesthetic liquid go up your arm into your shoulder & BANG! you're unconscious.

Inhaling the full vape into my lungs was pretty much just like that, but a lot quicker.

The vapour feels "cold" going into your lungs, and then you basically stop breathing.

Your lungs then suddenly explode with a fit of coughing to try to exhale the poison as quickly as possible.

Just going to have another long inhale to see if that's an accurate description. Hang on ...........

tick tock tick tock .......

yes, that's a pretty accurate description.

Inhale - stop breathing - cough - smile through watery eyes because you survived.

So there is my review of Hellfire by Mystic Juice.

It makes NO difference at all if you can handle very hot spicy food, because let's face it, you don't inhale that food into your lungs, do you?

It can in NO way be described as an all day vape, because there's only so many times you can inhale this liquid before your lungs just go "OH COME ONNNNNNNN ENOUGH ALREADYYYYYYYYYY!"

I survived. I didn't cry & it is still in my Evod to try again regularly (but not as regularly as my Red Cola, RY4 and Lime flavours).

Thank you for reading