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Post by ronaldo on Jul 3, 2014 21:11:40 GMT
Haha - I can imagine the news feed right now:- "Reports are coming in from the North East that the rivers Tyne and Tees are showing signs of heavy pollution in the last 24 hours. Members of the water authority who noticed a slowdown in the flow rate of both rivers are concerned, and various monitoring stations are showing that the viscosity of the river water is rising quite markedly. An overwhelming odour of custard is also reported, and local vapers are setting up 24-hour patrols to prevent the public reaching the riverbanks whilst chain-vaping. Tankers, oil-drums and even hosepipes syphoning the river contents into paddlig pools have also been noticed in various locations, especially in the Middlesborough area, where the custard odour is at its strongest." Realistic to, as only a Yorkshire man could make a litre on nic go that far and still have change to get some chips & mushy peas on the way home.
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jul 3, 2014 21:11:48 GMT
Haha - I can imagine the news feed right now:- "Reports are coming in from the North East that the rivers Tyne and Tees are showing signs of heavy pollution in the last 24 hours. Members of the water authority who noticed a slowdown in the flow rate of both rivers are concerned, and various monitoring stations are showing that the viscosity of the river water is rising quite markedly. An overwhelming odour of custard is also reported, and local vapers are setting up 24-hour patrols to prevent the public reaching the riverbanks whilst chain-vaping. Tankers, oil-drums and even hosepipes syphoning the river contents into paddlig pools have also been noticed in various locations, especially in the Middlesborough area, where the custard odour is at its strongest." Wow - what a realistic report that was!!!!
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Post by cHooBeyDoo on Jul 3, 2014 21:12:33 GMT
that must be lime juice hes making cHooBeyDoo don't tell djs he will send emu round Shhh, pretend it's just nic base ................................. Nuffin' to see here EMU...... Nuffin' to see......... move along now
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Post by ronaldo on Jul 3, 2014 21:12:34 GMT
Haha - I can imagine the news feed right now:- "Reports are coming in from the North East that the rivers Tyne and Tees are showing signs of heavy pollution in the last 24 hours. Members of the water authority who noticed a slowdown in the flow rate of both rivers are concerned, and various monitoring stations are showing that the viscosity of the river water is rising quite markedly. An overwhelming odour of custard is also reported, and local vapers are setting up 24-hour patrols to prevent the public reaching the riverbanks whilst chain-vaping. Tankers, oil-drums and even hosepipes syphoning the river contents into paddlig pools have also been noticed in various locations, especially in the Middlesborough area, where the custard odour is at its strongest." Wow - what a realistic report that was!!!! brilliant wasn't it
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Post by dagl on Jul 3, 2014 21:26:54 GMT
What?...
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Post by cHooBeyDoo on Jul 3, 2014 21:31:31 GMT
What?... TOP TRUMPS Again dagl
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jul 3, 2014 21:46:24 GMT
Just saw this ....
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Post by ronaldo on Jul 3, 2014 21:48:55 GMT
What?... you took your time on this one the minute I saw the original I I knew what was coming nice work though
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Post by dagl on Jul 3, 2014 21:53:01 GMT
What?... you took your time on this one the minute I saw the original I I knew what was coming nice work though Wait till you get the invoice! icon_shoppingm
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Post by sammy13 on Jul 3, 2014 21:54:17 GMT
What?... you took your time on this one the minute I saw the original I I knew what was coming nice work though Ok don't laugh, but who is this cos it aint my bro
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Post by ronaldo on Jul 3, 2014 21:55:01 GMT
you took your time on this one the minute I saw the original I I knew what was coming nice work though Wait till you get the invoice! icon_shoppingm send it to cHooBeyDoo
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Post by cHooBeyDoo on Jul 3, 2014 22:58:55 GMT
Wait till you get the invoice! icon_shoppingm send it to cHooBeyDoo I'll email you the cheque dagl
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