If Fifty Shades Of Grey Was Written By A Man.

[clairea]

Aug 5, 2014 15:44:21 GMT mart166 said:

Aug 5, 2014 15:11:32 GMT clairea said:

not all the men i know, it would have been more accurate than what was written anyway, but the op's version is much more funny


I just think she should have read less twilight and studied the story of O a bit more and actually learnt about read bdsm, Then would have had a proper story, not the wish washy way she wrote it,

She should have come around here and popped into the dungeoun for a far better insight.


Now wheres those builders about the dungeoun I want built




MP

 doesn't mention i already have one

[decoy]

Aug 5, 2014 15:11:32 GMT clairea said:

not all the men i know, it would have been more accurate than what was written anyway, but the op's version is much more funny


I just think she should have read less twilight and studied the story of O a bit more and actually learnt about read bdsm, Then would have had a proper story, not the wish washy way she wrote it,

owww er mississ or is it mistress
sorry but its about time some one noticed she shoulda read up a wee bit more and maybe just maybe the book would not of been sooooooo bad

[clairea]

Aug 5, 2014 16:00:20 GMT decoy said:

Aug 5, 2014 15:11:32 GMT clairea said:

not all the men i know, it would have been more accurate than what was written anyway, but the op's version is much more funny


I just think she should have read less twilight and studied the story of O a bit more and actually learnt about real bdsm, Then would have had a proper story, not the wish washy way she wrote it,

owww er mississ or is it mistress
sorry but its about time some one noticed she shoulda read up a wee bit more and maybe just maybe the book would not of been sooooooo bad

actually is ma'am, don't like mistress, makes me sound like i'm having an affair with a married man, just noticed that should have read learnt more about the real bdsm and not her timid version, but i suppose it was mummy porn, she needs to read screw the roses send me the thorns but that is a little outdated these days, 

[decoy]

Aug 5, 2014 16:23:01 GMT clairea said:

Aug 5, 2014 16:00:20 GMT decoy said:

owww er mississ or is it mistress
sorry but its about time some one noticed she shoulda read up a wee bit more and maybe just maybe the book would not of been sooooooo bad

actually is ma'am, don't like mistress, makes me sound like i'm having an affair with a married man, just noticed that should have read learnt more about the real bdsm and not her timid version, but i suppose it was mummy porn, she needs to read screw the roses send me the thorns but that is a little outdated these days, 

yes ma'am 
sorry ma'am
wont happen again ma'am


im stopping there before i gets in trouble  

[blakey]

Aug 5, 2014 14:09:21 GMT Raffles said:

It's no wonder I'm divorced... they were the sort of responses I'd have given... never could read the signs.

There are signs

Now you tell me

[Deleted]

Aug 5, 2014 15:11:32 GMT clairea said:

not all the men i know, it would have been more accurate than what was written anyway, but the op's version is much more funny


I just think she should have read less twilight and studied the story of O a bit more and actually learnt about real bdsm, Then would have had a proper story, not the wish washy way she wrote it,

[sammy13]

20.

As we sat in the dark restaurant, she stroked my thigh and said 'I want to see your hardness.' 'Alright,' I replied, and punched the waiter.

Classic

[clairea]

Aug 5, 2014 16:33:33 GMT decoy said:

Aug 5, 2014 16:23:01 GMT clairea said:

actually is ma'am, don't like mistress, makes me sound like i'm having an affair with a married man, just noticed that should have read learnt more about the real bdsm and not her timid version, but i suppose it was mummy porn, she needs to read screw the roses send me the thorns but that is a little outdated these days, 

yes ma'am 
sorry ma'am
wont happen again ma'am


im stopping there before i gets in trouble  

spoil sport i like dealing with those that like to get into trouble, i'm good with brats apparently lol

[GunJack]

If Fifty Shades Of Grey Was Written By A Man..........


...it would be over in three pages flat

[djs]

Inspired post.

One of the best laughs in a while.

[djs]

This one...

3.
'How do you feel about using toys in the bedroom?' she asked. 'Fine,' I said, 'But I can't see how we're going to fit a Scalextric in here.'

Has got me ....

(That is such a djs....)