Monkey Jizz

[mybad]

Monkey Jizz , Cow dung crust, Nats piss syrup , Come on what the hell , I tend to bypass all these juices with stupid names that don't relate, before anyone says why not just buy and try some, no thanks I like to have some indication of what I am buying before I buy it i.e. Apple.banana,orange etc, on the other hand I can always ask here so tell me about this Monkey Jizz.

[dalealan]

Oct 27, 2014 19:52:04 GMT mybad said:

Monkey Jizz , Cow dung crust, Nats piss syrup , Come on what the hell , I tend to bypass all these juices with stupid names that don't relate, before anyone says why not just buy and try some, no thanks I like to have some indication of what I am buying before I buy it i.e. Apple.banana,orange etc, on the other hand I can always ask here so tell me about this Monkey Jizz.

It's banana custard that's about it.

[Jerri]

Oct 27, 2014 19:52:04 GMT mybad said:

Monkey Jizz , Cow dung crust, Nats piss syrup , Come on what the hell , I tend to bypass all these juices with stupid names that don't relate, before anyone says why not just buy and try some, no thanks I like to have some indication of what I am buying before I buy it i.e. Apple.banana,orange etc, on the other hand I can always ask here so tell me about this Monkey Jizz.

It's not the silly names I have an issue with its when the description is just as daft and gives zero indication of what it is the liquid is supposed to be. So you're literally clueless.

You get a stupid name like tigers fur and a description that says 'just the like fur of wild animals this liquid is smooth and soft'. You google. Find a review. What does it taste of? Apple.

Yes taste is subjective but Seriously. Just tell me what the aim was when you were making the juice.

[sammy13]

Oct 27, 2014 19:52:04 GMT mybad said:

Monkey Jizz , Cow dung crust, Nats piss syrup , Come on what the hell , I tend to bypass all these juices with stupid names that don't relate, before anyone says why not just buy and try some, no thanks I like to have some indication of what I am buying before I buy it i.e. Apple.banana,orange etc, on the other hand I can always ask here so tell me about this Monkey Jizz.

It's quite an easy name to work out really, especially if you look at the picture.

Monkey suggest banana, jizz is - well something the male species do, A creamy substance, therefore custard

[mybad]

Oct 27, 2014 22:10:38 GMT sammy13 said:

Oct 27, 2014 19:52:04 GMT mybad said:

Monkey Jizz , Cow dung crust, Nats piss syrup , Come on what the hell , I tend to bypass all these juices with stupid names that don't relate, before anyone says why not just buy and try some, no thanks I like to have some indication of what I am buying before I buy it i.e. Apple.banana,orange etc, on the other hand I can always ask here so tell me about this Monkey Jizz.

It's quite an easy name to work out really, especially if you look at the picture.

Monkey suggest banana, jizz is - well something the male species do, A creamy substance, therefore custard

Very much doubt I will be trying to get a 50ml refill next time I go to the zoo.

[mybad]

And the thought of a juice called chimps finger OMG .

[kailey]

The sense of taste is a funny old thing. I find VK's juices quite flavoursome even when freshly delivered. Monkey Jizz is the only banana juice I have liked. I love bananas to eat but haven't been able to vape banana until I tried Monkey Jizz. VK's custards are lovely so maybe the custard makes it work for me. Yorkshire Fog is another I like. It tastes just like Murray Mints. I also liked Apple Pie and Custard and Queen's Custard. Just finished off some King's Custard. Maybe I need to do some shopping again.

[modbox]

Oct 27, 2014 16:42:34 GMT everythingliquid said:

Out of interest are you guys using ego batteries or RDA's?

I never got a great taste from any UK liquids until I moved over to high power devices, the flavour difference is huge!

Nope, using the erlkonigin with wizards apprentice evolved 2 and have an infinite magma.