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[zeldamum]

You lot are evil but I love you all.

Another strange auto correct for the hudl, which auto corrects to hurl

chykensa you must be used to my strange auto corrects by now.

[wil7985]

zeldamum, auto correct has dropped me in it more than once.

[zeldamum]

Nov 28, 2014 18:53:36 GMT wil7985 said:

zeldamum, auto correct has dropped me in it more than once.

I think it drops me in I daily. Andy will tell you. One my friends now has a couple of nicknames thanks to the auto correct.

[davetherayon]

In the same manner... After Lionel Richie, 'Stuck on You'.

iStick to you,
I got this feeling down
Deep in my pocket <--- homage to VTTV Keith
That I just did lose,
Guess I'm on ebay.
Needed a vape,
And the way I feel now I guess
I'll be tooting on a Squape.
Guess I'm on my way,
Gimme it back some day?

[chykensa]

zeldamum has a customer called Martin. Twice now I've received PMs from her telling me Matron is going to be in the shop, would I like to pop over!!?
I eventually worked out she meant Martin, only to find he now has a second nickname, Margin! I hope he doesn't mind too much that I always address him as Matron, with a Kenneth Williams type voice

[davetherayon]

zeldamum meets Martin :

[zeldamum]

Nov 28, 2014 19:31:38 GMT davetherayon said:

zeldamum meets Martin :

[wil7985]

Classic.

[davetherayon]

Another tune for @letsavit... Wish You Were Here, by Floyd.

So, so you think you can tell, Custard from Grape, Blueberry from Plain,
Can you tell a fresh coil from an old wire wind?
Chinese from genuine?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade your pennies for clones?
Hot batteries?
Hot mods for a cool vape?
Old wicks for rayon?
Did you exchange, a wick that looks like a rope, for stuff you can't vape?

How I wish, how I wish you were here,
We're just two vapers, tooting on our big mods, year after year
Chasing after the same old clouds,
What have we found?
We don't smoke.
Wish they were here.

[davetherayon]

Just cross posted this idea of the awesome tune to UKV, and was told to have sex with a hedgehog.

Strange people over there.

[gill2009]

Nov 28, 2014 20:19:01 GMT davetherayon said:

Just cross posted this idea of the awesome tune to UKV, and was told to have sex with a hedgehog.

Strange people over there.

 Now don't get all prickly davetherayon 

[davetherayon]

O I'm not a prickly pear They're being a bit oof.

[chykensa]

Yeah, but they don't have our good taste and sophistication davetherayon - plus I expect at least half of them are too young to recognise the lyrics anyway