Disaster night

[davetherayon]

Well that was a flustercuck. Since losing some weight (down to 10.5 stone from a peak of over 12 stones a year ago) I've been revisiting some old clothes, this week donning some styling chinos at home that haven't been seen on my bod for years. Woo hoo. Anyway, not 30 minutes ago, sitting here on AAEC, and the Subtank was looking low on juice so went to refill it. Unscrew the top, turn it side on, fill from juice bottle. Easy right? But then...

First the glass section decided to break free and deposit juice all down my pale grey chinos. Niiice. So, making the best of a bad job, I thought 'ok lets go clean you under the tap, the base is fine, everything's smooth'. Put the base on top of the toilet and proceeded to wash out the tank, all good. Then reached for the base and... knocked it into the bog.

It's only water right? Thankfully it was at end-flush (I had a wee in the interval, could have been a disaster if timing was worse) so all it got was a shower of loo.

I'm about to reassemble, fill and vape on an atty that's been down the bog. I'm going to die aren't I?

[lairey]

Feb 6, 2015 21:53:58 GMT davetherayon said:

Well that was a flustercuck. Since losing some weight (down to 10.5 stone from a peak of over 12 stones a year ago) I've been revisiting some old clothes, this week donning some styling chinos at home that haven't been seen on my bod for years. Woo hoo. Anyway, not 30 minutes ago, sitting here on AAEC, and the Subtank was looking low on juice so went to refill it. Unscrew the top, turn it side on, fill from juice bottle. Easy right? But then...

First the glass section decided to break free and deposit juice all down my pale grey chinos. Niiice. So, making the best of a bad job, I thought 'ok lets go clean you under the tap, the base is fine, everything's smooth'. Put the base on top of the toilet and proceeded to wash out the tank, all good. Then reached for the base and... knocked it into the bog.

It's only water right? Thankfully it was at end-flush (I had a wee in the interval, could have been a disaster if timing was worse) so all it got was a shower of loo.

I'm about to reassemble, fill and vape on an atty that's been down the bog. I'm going to die aren't I?

  I think you'll be ok, but if I'm wrong, I'm sorry! 

[Perpetua]

Well I've heard of the benefits of drinking your own widdle Dave . . . .

www.extremehealthradio.com/why-you-should-start-drinking-your-own-pee-the-many-benefits-of-urine-therapy/

Vaping it, I've not seen much research on . . . perhaps you could be a guinea pig?

[sydsut]

Check in the mirror that your not looking a little flushed. Tease-smiley

[Pepperty]

i'm sure your immune system will be proud of you! now go fish your vape gear out i've done far far worse

[Deleted]

But congratulations on having a whole new wardrobe!

[Pepperty]

Feb 6, 2015 22:15:34 GMT jess said:

But congratulations on having a whole new wardrobe!

   I'm happy for Dave, I truly am, but for years I used to bag up my clothes 'one size too small' in hope I'd diet/shrink into them..... but after a decade and 5 sized bags I quit! and wept. I'm never ever going to downsize am I?

Congrats Dave, you slinky beast you!

[flavourtank]

well done for getting into old clothes

unfortunately IT happens, just think you could of been worse off by accidentally re flushing bog whilst leaning to fish out base

[Deleted]

Pepperty, over the years I've learnt something & that is to not give a damn about weight, cos it's the worrying that does the damage. If you can't exercise, then you're stuffed anyway, unless you want to stop eating totally.

[Pepperty]

jess
Yes I am halfway to accepting i'm a lard arse

[davetherayon]

Feb 6, 2015 22:15:34 GMT jess said:

But congratulations on having a whole new wardrobe!

Nothing that great jess I dug out a pair of old kex that fitted my less flabby guts, circa 1990 something (I never throw clothes away, weird like that). Gotta go down to town tomorrow to get fitted for new specs, that bit isn't improving. I'd look a right prawn wondering into Specsavers with pissy looking trousers, so looks like it's time to get back into the size 36 pants with a belt holding the buggers up!

[tomj777]

Hmm - not so concerned about your own wee , although I reckon you shouldn't vape it... (heck - think of the shorts)
More concerned by anything else in the loo (trace). Reckon I'd be removing o'rings, steaming or boiling and then perhaps alcohol bath for good measure.

[chrisjw]

That'll learn ya to diet...................



"Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!"

[Pepperty]

Ha! try being a woman........ and these hipster pants/jeans? bloody lethal! I start walking and they just slither down my thighs, am heartily sick of clutching my trouser waist as I walk as they fall off me! heres hoping fashion alters to waist high trousers (which still slither off me) I have no waist

[Deleted]

Feb 6, 2015 22:29:33 GMT davetherayon said:

Feb 6, 2015 22:15:34 GMT jess said:

But congratulations on having a whole new wardrobe!

Nothing that great jess I dug out a pair of old kex that fitted my less flabby guts, circa 1990 something (I never throw clothes away, weird like that). Gotta go down to town tomorrow to get fitted for new specs, that bit isn't improving. I'd look a right prawn wondering into Specsavers with pissy looking trousers, so looks like it's time to get back into the size 36 pants with a belt holding the buggers up!

In that case, after Specsavers, shop for some troos to start your new wardrobe, as fashion may have slightly changed.