I'm switching my vote

[davetherayon]

These guys are standing in my area. With election pamphlets like the one below, how can you fail to be swayed?

[Deleted]

they'd get my vote

[dagl]

There's a couple of chaps standing in Southend that might interest some..

[Deleted]

Choosing who to vote for in the election is like having to choose a sexually transmitted disease.

They're all unpleasant and some are worse than others, but you really don't want any of them

[glen]

May 5, 2015 17:15:15 GMT @tedster said:

Choosing who to vote for in the election is like having to choose a sexually transmitted disease.

They're all unpleasant and some are worse than others, but you really don't want any of them

Fair point, but at least with the std, you get little bit of pleasure before hand

[Raffles]

Manifesto – David Bishop, Dunkirk and Lenton from grumpyoldelvis.co.uk/

-Better daytime television for people on benefits
-Stop UKIP scrapping the climate change act and drowning Skegness
-Stop the closure of public lavatories, see video Where have all the Khazis Gone
-Bring back tram conductors
-Ban airguns to protect pets and wildlife
-Have an inquiry into why British Vet fees are the highest in Europe
-Have a 5mph speed limit on people who cycle on pavements
-Protect prostitutes by legalising brothels, The Red Cow Pub in Lenton would make an excellent venue, with a 30% discount for OAPs, students and former Lib Dem voters
-When elected our candidate will ask the next government to put sanctions on China for blowing up the mountains in Tibet looking for minerals and driving the Yeti to extinction.
-If you think our candidate’s Pickled Clegg art installation (see photo by Ian Hewitt on Home Page) should win the Turner Prize & Nick Clegg emigrate to North Korea.

Can't argue with a lot of that, it's the little things that matter... I do miss Screaming Lord Sutch! 

ETA: I bet The Red Cow Pub is being googled as we speak!

[Greg]

May 5, 2015 17:24:54 GMT Raffles said:

Manifesto – David Bishop, Dunkirk and Lenton from grumpyoldelvis.co.uk/

-Better daytime television for people on benefits
-Stop UKIP scrapping the climate change act and drowning Skegness
-Stop the closure of public lavatories, see video Where have all the Khazis Gone
-Bring back tram conductors
-Ban airguns to protect pets and wildlife
-Have an inquiry into why British Vet fees are the highest in Europe
-Have a 5mph speed limit on people who cycle on pavements
-Protect prostitutes by legalising brothels, The Red Cow Pub in Lenton would make an excellent venue, with a 30% discount for OAPs, students and former Lib Dem voters
-When elected our candidate will ask the next government to put sanctions on China for blowing up the mountains in Tibet looking for minerals and driving the Yeti to extinction.
-If you think our candidate’s Pickled Clegg art installation (see photo by Ian Hewitt on Home Page) should win the Turner Prize & Nick Clegg emigrate to North Korea.

Can't argue with a lot of that, it's the little things that matter... I do miss Screaming Lord Sutch! 

ETA: I bet The Red Cow Pub is being googled as we speak!

Profits would go up, amongst other things