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[Bluefish]

You said you'd have the birds eating out of your lap

[gill2009]

Aug 11, 2016 17:29:04 GMT Bluefish said:

You said you'd have the birds eating out of your lap

                                                                                       

[minime]

Well at least it's given you sadistic lot a laugh lol.

[Lee]

I think we should report him to the rspca
Feeding a bit of dodgy old meat to a poor defenceless animal

[gill2009]

Aug 11, 2016 18:41:06 GMT minime said:

Well at least it's given you sadistic lot a laugh lol.

  Now darlin minime...did you expect anything less 

[gill2009]

Aug 11, 2016 18:42:16 GMT Lee said:

I think we should report him to the rspca
Feeding a bit of dodgy old meat to a poor defenceless animal

  Too funny 

[minime]

Didn't know ostriches was meat eaters I started off just worrying about my veg, they are like them rappers of Jurassic park.


haha rappers pmsl mean raptors .

[Lee]

Lucky you never bent over to protect your meat and two veg
They also like to put their heads into a deep hole

Explain that one away to the fire brigade, nurses and The Sun

[dave934]

If "it" still hurts go to the doctor and ask him for something to take the pain away.....but leave the swelling !!!!

Regards Dave.

[joeten]

I said nothing, not going into to what I thought though.

[Lee]

Sorry to bring up a sore subject

But did the kids want ice cream after?
"crushed nuts sir?"

[Q]

Aug 11, 2016 10:50:40 GMT Lee said:

I dread to think what you planned with the gorillas

I've never played with gorillas.... lions and cheetahs but no gorillas