Bored/embarrassed/ fed up of your thread?

[boo]

Why do people in high rise flats have net curtains? Who's going to look in?

[beautycat]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[boo]

[beautycat]

Aug 7, 2012 15:44:46 GMT boo said:

[Anne (fuzzy)]

In other words ... two chickens were walking along a road.

One of the chickens said to the other 'Whatever you do, don't cross the road otherwise people will be asking why you did it for the rest of your life.'

[chrisjw]

Aug 7, 2012 16:17:22 GMT Anne (fuzzy) said:

In other words ... two chickens were walking along a road.

One of the chickens said to the other 'Whatever you do, don't cross the road otherwise people will be asking why you did it for the rest of your life.'

then again, if they dressed up as ducks, no one would bother asking............

[Annie]

Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?

[fananntut]

Where do all the lost socks actually go?

[Annie]

Aug 7, 2012 18:35:47 GMT fananntut said:

Where do all the lost socks actually go?

Mine get divorced on a regular basis

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Lost Socks in the Laundry of Oblivion:

I believe that when you know, to the core of your soul, that you put two socks in the washing machine, but only one sock comes out, there is a scientific explanation. Time and/or interdimensional teleporting. Washing machines are imbedded with a Top Secret Chip which dictates that when the spin cycle reaches a certain velocity i.e. between 800 and 1000 rpm, for a certain period of time, single socks are flung out of this time and catapaulted into another.

[beautycat]

I have to agree Anne, I think there is a room in the tardis dedicated to lost socks, another for keys, marbles etc

[Annie]

[boo]

Annie, That's adorably sweet!!

I know I shouldn't say it as it's my thread, but It's secretly my favourite thread of the forum, I love the utter randomness of it now

[boo]

Aug 7, 2012 19:01:18 GMT beautycat said:

I have to agree Anne, I think there is a room in the tardis dedicated to lost socks, another for keys, marbles etc

And pens!

I buy bags of them, 10 at a time every few months or so and can I ever find one when I need one? Can I buggery! They're either in that Tardis or the rest of my family's eating them.

[fananntut]

Aug 7, 2012 20:38:13 GMT boo said:

Annie, That's adorably sweet!!

I know I shouldn't say it as it's my thread, but It's secretly my favourite thread of the forum, I love the utter randomness of it now

This one's going to run and run, you can just tell! And it's going to get more and more random...