Bored/embarrassed/ fed up of your thread?

[timnowvapes]

[beautycat]

Hi Timo, nice to see you #7261_9485#

[OneDay]

Ronnie James Dio - what a voice, what a performer. RIP

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Hope everyone's well on this dull and rainy afternoon.

[kruegerbait]

George had a very tough life, nothing ever came easy for him, was that about to change? You see whilst he was vaping his eGo he was aproached by a strange woman wearing black.
"Would you like a Provari" she asked quietly
"Of course" he replied "who wouldn't"
"Well then, it looks like you're in luck. Do you see that house over there, number 32?"
"Yeah"
"Just go over there and knock on the door and if they let you in you are sure to find a one of a kind Provari"

Before George could reply she ran off into the dark, dark, dark, dark, dark night. He thought for a while and decided that he would do anything for a Provari, so he crossed the road, walked up the path and knocked on the dark, dark, dark, dark black door.

Nobody came yet the door slowly opened to reveal a musty corridor. He entered. To his left was the living room, if you could call it that, it was empty apart from three boxes. Each box had a picture on it, one of a tree, one of a square bucket and one of an empty yet fulfilling leg. In front of the boxes was a note, he picked it up and read it.

Only one box shall you have and two shall you not. It should picture more of what one has never had. The box that hasn't seen light should be next to the one you need. If you can't feed it or hold it the box has your gift, if not you shall die a very detailed and gory death.

George thought for a long time and then approached the box with the square bucket. He put one hand on either side and lifted slowly listening for any clues of what may lie under there. He heard nothing. There was no Provari there, only another note. He read it. Sorry you have not found the Provari but not all is lost you have managed to keep a thread open for at least one more night.

George hung his head and left the house.

[beautycat]

That's funny krueger #icon_rofl# I love a good story

[OneDay]

.....Performs a bit of quick CPR on boo's thread

[beautycat]

And yes it's back n the room , well done Oneday

[rosylea]

I have had this computer for a few years now and it has suddenly dawned on me that i have never replaced the ink.So far from being ignored as i thought,the only people who can read my posts are the ones with a gadget that can read invisible writing,simples.

[Anne (fuzzy)]

[beautycat]

Hi #7261_9485# Doing holiday washing . Such lovely weather though surprising seeing how bad the rest of the summer has been !!

[timnowvapes]

...not doing holiday washing (not that we've been on holiday, only ever been on one, and that was classed as our honeymoon), our inlet valve is leaking, new part ordered, but comes complete with jet and drawer Oh and found out Ariston is no longer going on and on and on and on

[beautycat]

We had an ariston timo, mine did not go on and on , it broke and I had to get another. I think I have had 5 or 6 washing machines since I got married (19 years) , I do not like washing machines #icon_nono# an they do not like me #icon_hopeless# #icon_rofl#

[beautycat]

Hello again #7261_9485#

[beautycat]

Thought I would revive as noticed I was the last to post