The Humourous Thread

[Scylla]

So happy you like it MM. I reckon it's an old 'un but never mind

scylla

[Scylla]

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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You got male



scylla

[Scylla]

I don't like to start a new thread for a pic, and where else is more suited to this one?

This is Bro, sporting the hat he made himself to wear to the 2003 FA Cup Final - Arsenal vs Saints (conclusion = foregone )



We can't find the digital copy so Bro has kindly taken a snap of the framed hard copy for my dear pals. Just goes to show, even the most evil tempered ole devils can co-operate sometimes

scylla

[Chrissie]

Lol Scylla "evil tempered ole devil" looks like he can also be a happy chappy sometimes

[hissie]

Is this true?

[Scylla]

I know that one, and have tried to let it comfort me - but it won't "wash"

scylla

[hissie]

This is so cool.

www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/ars/article/Kitten-In-The-Couch511/

[Perpetua]

Awwwwwww.

[hissie]

Fab isn't it.

[Scylla]

Oh lovely, thanks Hiss!

scylla

[magicma]

Loved it Hissie MM

[hissie]

There are some really cute & adorable clips on that website.


www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/ars/article/Too-Lazy-for-the-Stairs364

[Scylla]

Don't get me started, Hissie, unless you want to get rid of me for days

scylla x

[Scylla]

My brother Sean says I have to show you the "real" him, so here he is. I won't put it in the mug shots because it needs to be an antidote to the one above.




scylla

[Scylla]

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old people's home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?




scylla