The Humourous Thread

[magicma]

Feb 12, 2011 17:51:56 GMT Scylla said:

My brother Sean says I have to show you the "real" him, so here he is. I won't put it in the mug shots because it needs to be an antidote to the one above.




scylla

I think he looks quite yummy Scyll MM

[Scylla]

I think he does too, MM, otherwise he wouldn't have foisted it upon me

scylla

[lynwlt]

www.wimp.com/sheeplight

[Scylla]

I love that Lynda I'm never sure if it's a total con or if it's genuine but speeded up. Clever and cute, anyway

scylla

[lynwlt]

wn.com/sheep_light_show.
It's genuine but enhanced, Scylla..

Lynda

[mrlimbo]

Feb 12, 2011 20:25:01 GMT magicma said:

Feb 12, 2011 17:51:56 GMT Scylla said:

My brother Sean says I have to show you the "real" him, so here he is. I won't put it in the mug shots because it needs to be an antidote to the one above.




scylla

I think he looks quite yummy Scyll MM

I really thought that was "Bill Oddie" when the page first loaded !!!

[mrlimbo]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep ............. not screaming, like the passengers in his car.




posted on UKV

[Scylla]

'Bout time this thread was revived, MrL

My brother isn't as short and wide as our Bill - nearly tho

scylla

[lynwlt]

www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/patty_cake.html

Make sure the volume is on....

[magicma]

Yes, Scyll tis about time this was resurrected!! Lyn, that was a great vid - very clever. MM

[Scylla]

Love the patty-cake cats

scylla

[lynwlt]

I'm probbly way behind the times....

A Whole New World by Katie Price and Peter Andre (Audio CD - 2006)

Used & New from: £0.01

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000JU8FXK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0

Read the comments.

Lynda

[Scylla]

That's really funny Lynda My fave short one so far is "Put this at the top of your list of albums to die before you listen to", and the "shatting and crying" one isn't far behind.

scylla

[lardarse]

My mate's addicted to drinking brake fluid, he reckons he can stop anytime he wants

[shamreez]

Here you go one from me...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push??” “No, get lost. It’s half past three. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost??”
“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.
“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife. “He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him.” So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push??” And he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please.”
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?” And the stranger replies, “I’m over here, on your swing.”