The Humourous Thread

[ken]

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness.
One afternoon, the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.


As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!


When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.


The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.


'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl.


'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter'

[magicma]

MM

[Scylla]

[jimmybat]

www.wimp.com/catturtle/

[Scylla]

Teehee, I nearly put that one up myself, James - the dear little turtle looks like CGI

scylla

[jimmybat]

that little snapper just dont wanna leav that kittie alone
James

[sarkycow73]

Whats the difference between a Kangeroo and a Kangeroot??...... A Kangeroo is a marsupial, A Kangeroot is what a Scot says when they're stuck in a lift!!

[Scylla]

scylla

[jimmybat]

ball OX

[ken]

Oct 5, 2010 11:58:31 GMT jimmybat said:

ball OX

I think Sarky is getting mixed up with the Geordies lol.

Ken.

[sarkycow73]

nah kenny i can't understand the geordies @ all lol xx

[ken]

Only people of a certain age will get this one!




The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions
about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then
about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first
three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments,
needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her
60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go."

[magicma]

I have suspicious minds about that one!! MM

[ken]

Oct 6, 2010 12:42:25 GMT magicma said:

I have suspicious minds about that one!! MM

Good one MM

Ken.x

[Scylla]

Yer such a Teddy Bear, Kenny

scylla