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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 20:40:25 GMT
I'll need arms like Twizzle (see attached piccie) to reach the kettle from Barnet................   "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" You aint gonna be in Barnet, your long haired barnet is gonna be in our Marquee !  Ah..............but if you recall, what I said was, I would very kindly contribute towards the outrageous expense of the soup kitchen, halfway house, immigration centre, tent, in order to attempt to lower even more maintain the good name of the forum....................I never said I was actually going to be there..................  "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 19:45:18 GMT
That lawn cutting malarky is a dangerous pastime................. "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" Unpacking microwaves is a dangerous malarky. Am waiting a call back to go to the out of hours doc re possible infected finger after stabbing self whilst cutting the plastic ties on a microwave yesterday LOL So you're getting the hang of this DIY malarky then @johanino ................ "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 19:08:43 GMT
I've started the seating plan for you Spikey   Oh look! chrisjw is teaboy nearest the kettle! I'll need arms like Twizzle (see attached piccie) to reach the kettle from Barnet................ "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 19:04:56 GMT
He........hee.............Loving it VE Jason...................................... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 18:43:22 GMT
Lairey will still be absent  What about the lairey biskwits?.............Will they be making a quest appearance?............. "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 17:33:35 GMT
That lawn cutting malarky is a dangerous pastime.................
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 17:30:16 GMT
I see blakey 's coughed up..........Is he attending the mudbath, shambles, festivities or has he palmed off a couple of old mods on some poor unsuspecting victim?........... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 17:27:57 GMT
If I do bring my own proper tea bags,milk etc, do I get a discount on the tenner that I'm avoiding paying you for as long as is possible?............... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 17:25:38 GMT
 "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" Feel free to bring your preferred brand I will..................& cup...........& milk..............& biskwits....& chair......& marquee........& tea wenches.... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 4, 2015 16:59:21 GMT
Typhoo  "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 3, 2015 21:27:30 GMT
OK, but dress them in something more alluring this time..................... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 3, 2015 21:22:27 GMT
Yes I have a question (puts hand up)...........Why are you being nice to me....I smell a rat somewhere...........You're up to sumfin..........  "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" , despite your moaning and cantankerous remarks, you are a lovely man and you know this and i love you to death. Do you think we should attempt to consumate this then?.................................................. * Again.................................... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 3, 2015 21:19:48 GMT
I've seen this before........The woman is actually a midget...................................................... * I think I just made that up.................................... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 3, 2015 21:15:38 GMT
Awww youre all really lovely! Even our chrisjw ...If you have any questions, please feel free to ask me here or pm me. Pm me for payment details. Yes I have a question (puts hand up)...........Why are you being nice to me....I smell a rat somewhere...........You're up to sumfin.......... "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Post by chrisjw on Mar 3, 2015 17:48:48 GMT
Can we have the marquee next to the beer tent please  I could bring a keg of home brew IPA, to be served to select AAEC members only.  Then it wouldn't matter where we were.  Splendid idea Bobsbeer.......a few flagons of that jollop & it'll kill the taste of the tea anyway............. "Life...........is just a bowl of tricks!!!!!!" |
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Then it wouldn't matter where we were. 