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V3 Question please,

I get on much better with the V3 than the Vivi- Novas, so I always use the 2.4 heads however I have just purchased 5 new heads at 3.2 I’m not getting hardly any vape from the 3.2 is this correct? I’ being rather thick, would think the higher the head the more the vape and taste! If anyone can help with this it would be most kind, as I have not opened the blister pack as yet and could change them back to the 2.4.

Thanks
Trevor

Thanks Moon, only ready mixed for me, just had a look at VE but site seems to be down.

Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen.

Its length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing.

Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again.

Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.


She ran out of the room.

My Dear
Honey,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year
old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be home before midnight.'

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear
Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference
- 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

A gorgeous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window. He was overwhelmed with passion and desire and immediately told her to get undressed.

After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing
so, he said, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You're checking for abrasions and dermatological
abnormalities.

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You're checking for lumps which might indicate breast
cancer."

"Correct," replied the doctor.

Then he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes.... which is why I'm here."