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Couldn't be bothered with all that create an account etc, but thought this might amuse you all

FAT VERSES VAPING

DEAR DOCTOR, THOUGHT, I MIGHT AS WELL
PUT PEN TO PAPER, WHAT THE HELL!
THE VAPING LAW, YOU WANT IN EFFECT,
ABOVE ALL THIS, WILL YOU DETECT,

THE PROPAGANDA AND THE LIES
FROM THE SICK AND DIGNIFIED:
THEY’VE GOT IT SOWN UP, THAT’S A FACT
IF EU DIRECTIVE MAKES A PACT,

IGNORED, THE PEOPLE, FAR AND WIDE,
BUT SOME OF US STILL HAVE OUR PRIDE!
YOUR OLDER PATIENTS, YOU HAVE AFEW,
WILL BE RELUCTANT TO COME TO YOU,

FOR IF THEY’RE HONEST, IN TELLING YOU;
THEY MIGHT REGRET, THE DAY THEY DO:
‘CAUSE IN YOUR WISDOM, YOU MIGHT SAY,
SORRY DEAR, NO TREAMENT TODAY

YOU’RE OVER WEIGHT, INFACT YOUR FAT,
HOW THE HELL, DO WE GET ROUND THAT!
NEXT ON THE LIST IS BEER AND VAPES,
IT IS SO SHIT THIS BLOODY RED TAPE!

THE GOVERNMENT, TRY TO CRIMINALIZE,
US POOR VAPERS, BASED ON LIES!
ALL THE ANTIS ARE WELL SUCKED IN,
I HOPE THAT MOST OF THEM ARE THIN

SO NEVER MIND THE, BROKEN BONES
PATIENTS DON’T DARE, USE YOUR PHONES!
INSTEAD OF A…HELLO MY PET
YOU’RE PROBABLY BEST, TO SEE A VET!

DEAR DOCTOR, AS I SAID BEFORE,
THIS IS, A BLOODY AWFUL LAW,
BASED ON LIES, AND HYPOCRACY
CHANGE IT NOW AND SET US FREE!