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Nice one blud thanks will try it.  I tried a screw outa a hanna clone but that screw is too skinny like

alright pimps and hoes

Tonight i am bringing to you a review of some liquid called suicide bunny sucker punch.  If you have ever been sucker punched IRL you will know that this shit can take you by surprise, i had big expectations for this liquid




The first thing i noticed about this liquid was the bottle.  This bottle is made from glass like, it looks cool but if you drop it on like a stone or wooden floor you are well up shit creek homies

the second thing i noticed was the label.  TBF the woman on this label is pretty hot.  If I was an animated male as opposed to a human male I would be balls deep in this shiela in no time.  She has a bit of angry face but I am the kinda bloke who likes his women to be a challenge.

Anywayz..

What they say:  Sucker Punch takes you to erotic places with its alluring dragon fruit mix, laced with a silky smooth cream.

When I read that I well got a semi on, I think it's why I bought it

What I say:  being honest I cant really taste the dragon or the fruit.  I can defo taste the cream.  I supose it tastes a bit like a weak tangerine dipped into some double cream thats been in ya fridge for a few weeks like.  It doesnt taste as good as I imagined.  Maybe it tastes better for you as we all have different smoke budz, but tbh it isnt really for me.  In general my budz are pretty good like, when I see other rapors in the street and they are all like, lol tillyftw I iz avin a bit of vapors tongue like, I am like never get it G, my buds are like constantly at that point just before climax, i taste flavors that other mere mortals have never tasted if you get what I mean

I smoked this shit on an rDNA30 with a dual coil tridant dripper at 0.8ohms

Falva:  Flava is decent but not to my tastes  6/10

Vapa:  Vapez alright like was chuffin out some pretty boss clouds  9/10

throat hit:  Hits the throat like a juggernaught flying down the outside lane on the m62 with dodgy air brakes 9/10 for that

Price:  Forget what it was but it was about standard premium juice price innit.

To sumarize this review

a) I dont really like it
b) but the cartoon woman on the bottle is pretty fit.


peace

Its not from fasttech but give the eleaf lemo a try it is pretty wicked man

Mate i would stay clear of coils made in china like, the kanthal wont be real, it will be summat like kanathiol, some chicken wire that will have a chopped a few Chinese chicken heads before some clone master wraps it up into some 1.6 ohm coils

Just get some wire from a uk supplier its like about 2 notes and wrap it round a drill bit

Fml 90 pages of the aiiiiistick, i know you home boyz all love this thing but tbf i am not really seeing what all the fuss is about. Looks a bit dump innit, pink one looks like it came straight out of an episode of my little pony