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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 7, 2014 13:18:14 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 7, 2014 13:17:44 GMT
obtained illegally
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 7, 2014 13:16:19 GMT
Okay - I have heard that it is lucky if a seagull 'dumps' on you, but I have been banned from every seafront in the UK for standing there, arms raised to the sky, screaming "S*IT ON ME!! NOT THEM!! MEEEEEEEE!!!"
And guess what.
They didn't.
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 7, 2014 13:12:19 GMT
Thank you Perpetua - I did start looking, but my brain exploded  |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 7, 2014 12:22:12 GMT
This is fast becoming my new "all day vape" - does anyone know what gives it that sort of fizzy spicy edge that makes it so different from anything else I've tried?
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 21:29:36 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 21:28:48 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 20:59:20 GMT
chill36 ello from the South West of the UK. Shinyitis? Never heard of it 
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 12:08:30 GMT
or the vegetarian version - cauliflower splatterage
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 10:31:51 GMT
Is there a way of REDUCING the amount of vapour I'm getting? The neighbours are complaining ...  |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 10:30:06 GMT
love actually
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 10:29:31 GMT
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 8:02:43 GMT
"Good evening, sir, can I take your order, please?"
"Yep. I'll have a chicken chilli massala and some bovine splatterage, please"
" ??? "
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 6, 2014 7:28:36 GMT
Oopsadaisy (or however you spell it) .... "bovine splatterage" - yeah lairey - that is a GREAT saying & seeing as it's not copyrighted, I think I might drop that into my daily conversations whenever possible, but probably not in a restaurant. Chrissie - I read some of it, and the opening thread was ... erm ... how can I put this without slandering the "Deliverance banjo player". Pathetic wasn't it? |
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Post by CaptainChaos on Jun 5, 2014 21:05:47 GMT
I don't want to re-open any old wounds so I'm not going to ask why?
Why?
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