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Thanks Chrissie n Perpy.

Sounds good to me + the postage looks good as well.

Ken.

Good for you Blitz.

Happy vaping

Ken.

Interesting, Perpy n Chrissie.

I'm sure someone will create an atomiser with a long time lifespan.

It is the weakest link in vaping and much as it probably is a good percentage of a sellers business I would have no conscience supporting a seller who supplied a longer lasting atty.

All you sellers out there take note. The longer your atty lasts the more business you will get from me.

Ken.

Feel free Scylla.

One more if you want it lol.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm-dead. Second worm-dead. Third worm-dead. Fourth worm-alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

I agree with you Beeper if you pick the wrong juices and you don't like them it can be expensive.

You can of course sell them on the forum and cut your losses.

I have had juices from Cloud 9, Paradise Vape, Totally Wicked and OK Smokey. My favourites so far are Menthol from Paradise Vape and Cuban Cigar from OK Smokey.

Everyones taste buds are different of course so its all experimental for the individual. Its also a lot of fun.

Ken.

An 80 year old man went into the confessional and told the
priest the following:

"Father, I am an 80 year old man, I'm married, I have 4
children and 11 grandchildren. Last night I strayed and
had an affair with two 18 year old girls. We partied and
made love all night long."

The priest said, "My son, when was the last time you were
at confession?"

The old man said, "I have never been to confession, I'm
Jewish."

The priest said, "Then why are you here telling me this?"

The old man said, "Father, I'm telling everyone!

One Wish

A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat."
The unlikely trio find a table, sit down and drink their drinks. Next, it's the ostrich's round. He walks up to the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the man, whisky for the cat." Then the ostrich takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them. When it comes to the cat's turn to buy a round, he simply tells his pals to "Sod off!"
So the man goes back to the bar and asks for another two beers and a whisky.
Impressed at his generosity, the barman says: "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round but the cat hasn't. Why do you hang out with him?"
The man replies: "I once helped a little old lady across the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother. She granted me one wish, which landed me with the cat and the ostrich forever."
"What did you wish for?" enquires the barman.

"A long-legged bird with a tight pussy…"