Dyslexia or just bad eyesight...

[kickit]

I've just been checking our local paper online to see how likely we are to be eating Christmas dinner in waders, as the river Thames creeps slowly towards us.
There's a sort of rolling sidebar on their web page with other news, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw:
"Children enjoy breakfast with Satan"

I had to wait a good five minutes for it to come round again. It's OK, it was Santa.

[Clutter]

I'm quite shocked at some of the rude & inappropriate text I see...until I re-read it properly

Mucky mind?

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I hope the Thames won't be an uninvited guest btw Kickit.

[kickit]

Thanks! I've left my scuba diving gear in the top bedroom, so if push comes to shove I can shoehorn myself into a drysuit..although I won't be a pretty sight!

[beautycat]

Hope the Thames misses you completely, sending you all the best for Christmas and the new year

Btw is breakfast with satan for the naughty kids who haven't been good enough to meet Santa, ,

That really made me and OH laugh #icon_rofl#