Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plans.

[ChillerVapes]

This is something which me and a friend discussed a long while ago but I have always kept my plan you know... just incase lol.

Right, so if I got up one morning and switched the news on and it was warning me to stay indoors lock the doors and windows etc because of some sort of outbreak bringing the dead back to life with a taste for human flesh then the 1st thing I would do is get my family, supplies and close combat weapons loaded into my work van.
The weapons of choice would be a hammer, a carpet kicking tool (yes I have one) an assortment of kitchen knifes and my biker gear for protection against bites.

Once my van is loaded and I have phoned ahead, I would pick up my parents who live down the road and if we have time, the mother in law...

I would then risk driving into a small industrial estate nearby to a metal works where I would (as long as it's not too much of a risk) get the van inside the building and make some modifications.
Rear windows replaced with sheet metal front windows covered with iron bars and if we have enough time I would remove the front bumper and make a v shaped plow and weld it onto the frame.

The metal works actually has it's own red diesel supply so, while everyone else is getting eaten filling up, I would be able to fill the van inside a secure building before setting off.

Where would I go...

This depends on how bad the Zombie Attack is... I would either drive to scotland keeping off the main roads, even cutting over fields if need be. Failing that... my closest military base (preferably the RAF so we can get a lift to an even safer area if needed) or if it's so bad it's basically the end of the world (Walking Dead Style) then, I would drive to my local airport and steel a mid range aircraft and providing it has enough fuel, I would fly it to St Marys isle of scilly. I have never flown a real plane before but, I have spent well over 1000 hours on Microsoft Flight Simulator programs that I am willing enough to take my chances flying than with zombies on the ground.

Why St Marys? Well the simple reason is because it's not on the main land and theres only a population of around 2200. Providing that not everyone on the island is already dead, it's one of the closest, least inhabited places with a runway. Not only that but, it has many neighbouring islands which are smaller where we could stand an even greater chance of survival providing theres a source of fresh water.


So, thats my plan.

What's yours?

[andy01424]

grab family get son and daughters family,go to the local co-op stock up on food and then decide wether to raid gunshop up road!!!!

Either Hole up in local academy[nice tall new building], work room for making a few tools for shooting said Zombies then decide
or
Head to local Airport and try fly plane again[ had a few goes when it ATC] head towards either isle of Wight,scottish islands or Jersey
or
As live on coast fill a fishing boats tanks up and use a boat to above islands....................................................................................
on meeting said Zombie may do this:

[Deleted]

Sharpen my machete and make a zombie skin suit ASAP.

[pixiguru]

I would hope my 6 foot fence held out lol

[Timbo]

Knock them out with my vamo

[Timbo]

Well if the logic in the film world war z is true I would make myself ill.

If not I would get lots of supplies and go grab a boat. Anchor up somewhere far out, crack open a beer and wait for it to all blow over :-)

[OneDay]

Sept 10, 2013 8:51:25 GMT ChillerVapes said:

....and if we have time, the mother in law...

Glad to see you have your priorities set

[testdruif]

Sept 10, 2013 8:51:25 GMT ChillerVapes said:

Once my van is loaded and I have phoned ahead, I would pick up my parents who live down the road and if we have time, the mother in law...

Priceless...

[Roscopecotrain]

Run the f@*$#!s over in my truck.

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[kurotoshiro]

Sept 10, 2013 8:51:25 GMT ChillerVapes said:

Failing that... my closest military base (preferably the RAF so we can get a lift to an even safer area if needed)

In zombie scenarios, the military always end up reverting to their natural state: a bunch of heavily armed thugs. If you head to a military base, I reckon you are (to quote Game of Thrones) in for a bit of a rape.

[Balllsy]

Sept 10, 2013 11:41:40 GMT Roscopecotrain said:

Run the f@*$#!s over in my truck.

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And I would catch any stragglers that you missed !

Also do the typical thing all Brits seem to do in an emergency and stock up on milk & bread !

[Roscopecotrain]

Sept 10, 2013 12:22:02 GMT Balllsy said:

Sept 10, 2013 11:41:40 GMT Roscopecotrain said:

Run the f@*$#!s over in my truck.

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And I would catch any stragglers that you missed !

Also do the typical thing all Brits seem to do in an emergency and stock up on milk & bread !

Rofl

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[xs2man]

Sept 10, 2013 8:51:25 GMT ChillerVapes said:

I would either drive to scotland keeping off the main roads, even cutting over fields if need be. 
So, thats my plan.

What's yours?

Too late.  Scotland is already full of zombies....

Sept 10, 2013 11:07:35 GMT Timbo said:

Knock them out with my vamo

That was sooooooo funny.  I almost spat my water all of my works laptop.  Kudos to you... 

Ultimate weapon though?  The iTaste 134...

[Deleted]

Nice Thread post Chiller.

I am already dead so I will be waiting for you in the aircraft that your going to steal. Please bring all your mods and then depending on what you got I will decide whether to eat you or not.

[imogensmummy]

I'll be heading for The Winchester

Sent from somewhere. I'm probably procrastinating again!!!