Ultimate Mod

[HeadHunter]

This the ultimate in mods, unsurpassed for vapour production and throat hit, portable and even mains pass through attachment. Have I 'peeked' your interest ? Well read on for a full, blow by blow account of how I did this mod and how you too can become the proud owner of the NON-STEALTH DARTH VAPOUR SAS-GT-350Amp SYSTEM.

It all started with the other arf nagging me (yet again) to get into our attic to retrieve some goodies for her, which tbh I had been putting off for quite some time. Once I had decided (well, She had decided) to get myself up into the dark recesses of the aforementioned attic I quickly found the items that She had been so insistant about and, as always, a wealth of other treasures:

1 x 12v fog machine (from the 80's)
1 x Car battery (from me bimmer - 350A/hour cranking power)
1 x old vacuum cleaner hose
1 x Grandad's old WWII gasmask (1940's)

Now, I know that your all reading this thinking,'What could ya do with all that sh!t ?', well with a bit of good old British ingenuity, I did the following :

1) connected the fog machine's power lead to the battery
2) connected one end of the vacuum hose to the out-port on the smoke machine (gaffa taped)
3) connected the other end of the vacuum hose to the gas mask canister connection (gaffa taped again)
4) filled smoke machine resevoir up with 100ml of 50mg nicotine unflavoured vg base
5) put on the gas mask
6) flicked the switch on the fog machine
7) breathed in deeply


So I have a mod that produces 36 cubic metres of vapour a minute, 12v @ 350Amps/Hour and the double whammy of both vaping and looking like Darth Vader from the Star Wars sagas ! It's a win/win situation !

Now it has to be said that in retrospect I think that fitting a 'dead mans handle' to the fog machine power switch may have been a good idea, as it would of turned itself off once I had become unconscious - But hey ! this is what experimental mods are all about.

But that very minor setback has not deterred me in the slightest, I have made the whole system truley portable by nicking a shoppin trolley from the local co-op and I am on my way into town to try to convert the mass smoking public over to the wonderful world of vaping, afterall 'big is better', isn't it ? Or maybe I should just take my little super-mini and show that to people, it looks like a fag, tastes like a fag, glows red at the end like a fag and gives you nicotine like a fag.....naaaaaa, lol, that will never catch on, it must be all that super-vaping, it's making me think a little less.

[digisatman]

Can I go on the list for one, does it have a VV module included

[HeadHunter]

digisatman....like ur thinking but alas it's 12v all the way - vv is for sissies, lol

[Jemima]

OMG that was funny lol

I'm now imagining your wife wondering why your taking so long up in the attic and popping her head up to check and what a sight she will see. Headhunter passed out on the floor with a fog aroudn him and and possibly darth vader on the attack. Imagine tellign that story to your friends lol

it would definately start with "I'm not crazy but....." lol

And I should prob admit I was wondering at one point what I could create with a dyson, a gas mask and a bottle of LNB juice

[HeadHunter]

Oct 8, 2011 18:22:26 GMT Jemima said:

OMG that was funny lol

I'm now imagining your wife wondering why your taking so long up in the attic and popping her head up to check and what a sight she will see. Headhunter passed out on the floor with a fog aroudn him and and possibly darth vader on the attack. Imagine tellign that story to your friends lol

it would definately start with "I'm not crazy but....." lol

And I should prob admit I was wondering at one point what I could create with a dyson, a gas mask and a bottle of LNB juice

lol,

I should of used that for the title for this thread," I am not crazy but...."

[Pinhead]

Thanks HH... you made me laugh!

I'm not sure why I laughed but I think it might have been because I could picture myself looking at those items and saying to myself "I wonder if..."

And you're right, I've never understood the VV quest either!

Sean

[digisatman]

Oct 8, 2011 18:02:15 GMT HeadHunter said:

digisatman....like ur thinking but alas it's 12v all the way - vv is for sissies, lol

The VV module accept 12v input and can output up to 30 v now who's the sissies