Its been a funny old day today

[snow]

Had a few funny moments today, first was discovering my sense of smell is starting to return, bumped into someone I knew through work and was talking to them when I had to take a step back as I got a blast of stale tobacco, I completely lost track of what they were saying to me as all I could think was ewwwwwwww followed fast by omg I must have smelt just as bad! I couldn't get away fast enough.

Went into work for a meeting and popped out for a vape and as I opened the office door to go out into the courtyard there was a woman from another office already outside vaping and we were joined by 2 blokes also vaping! Very surreal no smokers just vapers which is great! 

Then this evening we were eating our pizza when the doorbell rings hubby goes to get it grumbling about it would probably be someone selling something and opens the door to reveal our next door neighbor a very attractive young blonde dressed only in a pair of knickers and a bra.  She'd opened her side door (which is secluded) to put some rubbish in the bin, couldn't reach so stepped outside at which point the door slammed shut behind her locking her out! She'd had to make a mad dash to our house and hide in our front porch so no one could see her. We invited her in and I grabbed my leopard print furry bath robe about 10 sizes too big for her and a pair of my sketchers about 2 sizes too big. She couldn't remember any phone numbers to call anyone and the numbers we had weren't answering. So hubby took her off in the car to the pub to try and find her husband, she was really worried as she'd left the hob on and thought her pots would boil dry and burn the house down. Thankfully whilst in the car she asked hubby to try her mother-in-laws home first which wasn't far away and she was able to get a spare key to let herself back in. I did feel sorry for her, that would be one of my worst nightmares but at the same time it was incredibly funny, I just wish I could have seen hubbys face when he opened the door to her originally 

[Q]

Brilliant read, you've made my day, thank you

Now where are the photos?

[sammy13]

Excellent snow

[ronaldo]

snickering_smileyphotos or it didn't happen

[Q]

Why haven't I got a very attractive blond next door??

Actually I might have.... lived here 7 years and haven't met either of my neighbours yet

[ronaldo]

Q I lived next door to a blond once she knocked on my door and asked for a sheet of sandpaper I asked what she was going to sand down and she said nothing she was going to the sahara and needed a map

[amygx]

He probably took one look at the hot blonde in her underwear, and like every other man in his position thought "I'm missing the football!".

[enjay]

Jun 18, 2014 1:17:18 GMT amygx said:

He probably took one look at the hot blonde in her underwear, and like every other man in his position thought "I'm missing the football!".

Some of us men don't actually like football

[snow]

Jun 18, 2014 1:17:18 GMT amygx said:

He probably took one look at the hot blonde in her underwear, and like every other man in his position thought "I'm missing the football!".

My husband loathes wendyball - we support the egg chasers   

[ronaldo]

rugby is a game played by men with odd shaped balls

[Pepperty]

Brilliant snow! I've laughed like a drain - the funniest part is that your husband cant really elaborate about 'almost naked neigbour' to you.
Reminds me of the time I nipped out front in my pj's to water the plants and as I stretched to slosh down the hanging baskets my pj bottoms fell down!

[charon]

Jun 18, 2014 13:45:23 GMT Pepperty said:

Brilliant snow! I've laughed like a drain - the funniest part is that your husband cant really elaborate about 'almost naked neigbour' to you.
Reminds me of the time I nipped out front in my pj's to water the plants and as I stretched to slosh down the hanging baskets my pj bottoms fell down!

shock2Now there is an image I can do without!!!!!   

[halight]

Jun 18, 2014 13:45:23 GMT Pepperty said:

Brilliant snow! I've laughed like a drain - the funniest part is that your husband cant really elaborate about 'almost naked neigbour' to you.
Reminds me of the time I nipped out front in my pj's to water the plants and as I stretched to slosh down the hanging baskets my pj bottoms fell down!

[snow]

Just a quick update - neighbour popped round earlier this evening to give us a big box of Thorntons chocolates to say thank you - pretty sure my hubby was happy enough without the choccies

[CaptainChaos]

snow - your husband should have said very loudly "I am very sorry, but I have NO interest in the Watchtower at all" and closed the door

Knowing MY luck, if that happened, I would have invited her in, given her one of my wife's dressing gowns to cover her up, made her a cup of coffee or something, only for my wife to arrive home after shopping to walk in & see me laughing & chatting & the girl sat there wearing her dressing gown & not a lot else underneath.

Such is my luck