Cheeky F'ing monkey !!

[wibble]

So OH keeps saying "surely you have enough juices" .. "do you really need to order more juice" .. "this lot will last you ages" 

Then today I go to the cupboard to top up with a bit of Red Bull as I quite fancied it today and the f'ing bottle is empty !! When I text him he said "yeah I like that one and used the last of it yesterday" 

So ............. 

a) why not F'ing tell me you've finished it ???

b) why put the empty bottle back in the cupboard and not in the bin ???

c) why moan about how much juice I am buying if you're f'ing using it aswell !!! 

Men ! don't ya love em ?? 

Cheeky sod though .... I have no objections to sharing the juices I buy but

a) don't keep nagging at me buying so much
b) don't tell me you only like vanilla & tutti frutti 

Thankfully my order turned up today though and while the red bull needs steeping - thanks to a swap on here I have some rhubarb and custard to try so I will let him off on this *ha ha*occasion 

[Raffles]

I'm sure that's serious grounds for divorce wibble.

Come and live with me... on second thoughts it sounds as if you're suffering enough already!

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This is gonna end up in a men 'N' women thing..... i can see it coming ...lol, but before it does may i just remind you that men may do some strange things but plucking eyebrows and drawing them back on aint one of them.... have we really got to go there....lol

[wibble]

Oh that made me chuckle @agenthoover

No I don't want it to end up as a women are obviously far better than men thread more of a when you've finished something just put it in the bin and tell me - had I not had more on order I'd have been pretty miffed that he's used it all - but thankfully (being a woman) I ordered more than I needed

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Jul 9, 2014 16:01:10 GMT wibble said:

 but thankfully (being a woman) I ordered more than I needed

Yup.. then tomorrow you will say you dont like it anymore.... then when he uses it again you will say its your fave... then he will say.. but you said you dont like it anymore...then of course you will deny saying it......lol

[wibble]

Jul 9, 2014 16:06:26 GMT @agenthoover said:

Jul 9, 2014 16:01:10 GMT wibble said:

 but thankfully (being a woman) I ordered more than I needed

Yup.. then tomorrow you will say you dont like it anymore.... then when he uses it again you will say its your fave... then he will say.. but you said you dont like it anymore...then of course you will deny saying it......lol

and ..... your point is ?? 

[wibble]

Seriously it's not the using it all that niggled me .. it's the not telling me and putting the empty bottle back in the cupboard ? Tease-smiley

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There is no point to make..it was merely an observation....lol

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Have you ever put the car back with no petrol left in it...... be honest now...lol

[wibble]

No .. coz I have my own car and only drive his once in a blue moon (generally to follow him on one of his bike rides so he fills his up) LOL

[chykensa]

I'm not always the most tidy man on earth, although I'm not bad on the whole. We have a pot where my wife keeps her car keys at home.
We've just had a ten minute search for the keys, including in the bin with the carrier bag she brought home some shopping in, her trouser pockets, the car itself, the dining room, lounge, bedroom, kitchen, under the settees, dining chairs, and even in the fruit bowl as she got some fresh bananas.
I really don't need to tell you where I found them, do I!!?

[ronaldo]

ive put my keys in the freezer more than once

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In the cupoard next to an empty bottle of juice .. ???

[wibble]

Jul 9, 2014 16:28:20 GMT chykensa said:

I'm not always the most tidy man on earth, although I'm not bad on the whole. We have a pot where my wife keeps her car keys at home.
We've just had a ten minute search for the keys, including in the bin with the carrier bag she brought home some shopping in, her trouser pockets, the car itself, the dining room, lounge, bedroom, kitchen, under the settees, dining chairs, and even in the fruit bowl as she got some fresh bananas.
I really don't need to tell you where I found them, do I!!?

Yes !!!!!!!!!!!

[wibble]

and whats the first thing he says when he gets home and sees 'my' new juices ..... 'oh that sounds nice - I'll try a bit of that' !! .... cheeky futtin monkey !