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Post by jmw2309 on Dec 15, 2014 12:55:16 GMT
So I was sitting in my car in sainsburys car park minding my own business, waiting for the better half to finish the shopping. I was happily tooting away on my atlantis when a sour faced old moo hammers her walking stick on the window..
"Do you know your car is on fire?"
"No" I reply "it's not on fire. I am just having a vape"
Now in full Catherine Tate grandma style I get
"You should have more fu**ing respect, you had me worried and I have had 2 heart attacks and I have a bad leg you rude little shit"
I wished her Happy Christmas and she lit a superking and went unhappily on her way, coughing up a lung and then spitting on the floor.
Miserable old bint. Rant over.
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Post by sydsut on Dec 15, 2014 13:02:46 GMT
jmw2309 You should have just said "No, Grandma, whistle the tune and I'll join in" 
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jmw2309
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Post by jmw2309 on Dec 15, 2014 13:05:54 GMT
I did want to have a go at her for spitting but thought that might be a bit much at her age.
I had so many sarcastic comments running through my mind it was hard to keep a kid on it!
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Post by toots on Dec 15, 2014 13:09:43 GMT
 That is funny - next time give her one of these 
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Post by chrisjw on Dec 15, 2014 13:13:22 GMT
Shoulda run 'er over......soppy old bint..............
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Post by Raffles on Dec 15, 2014 13:21:15 GMT
jmw2309... for Gaawds Sake don't get chrisjw going on OAPs in supermarkets... we'll be here all day 
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jmw2309
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Post by jmw2309 on Dec 15, 2014 13:26:11 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 14:25:05 GMT
Pensioners of today eh! I do find a lot of them rude, grouchy and very bad mannered. Just cos they went through the war does not give them carte blanche to be uncivil. Give me cheeky youngsters any day!
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Post by Raffles on Dec 15, 2014 14:34:54 GMT
Pensioners of today eh! I do find a lot of them rude, grouchy and very bad mannered. Just cos they went through the war does not give them carte blanche to be uncivil. Give me cheeky youngsters any day! Don't tar us all with the same brush spikeyfridge... good and bad in all generations. I do however admit to being grouchy... on occasions |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 14:38:29 GMT
I said a lot of them, not all of them! I catch an old couple at work sometimes and we have a bit of a banter. I mentioned I was looking for a homemade Xmas cake with cherries. After the weekend, the old gentleman was waiting for me, cake in hand that his wife made  lovely couple. On the other side, an older lady at the school just can't say anything nice about anything. |
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Post by prr on Dec 15, 2014 15:01:16 GMT
OK that's my mum you're dissing! jmw2309(Just joking) |
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Post by bonnieboy on Dec 15, 2014 15:05:34 GMT
Could have run at the back of her and kicked her stick away  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2014 15:10:53 GMT
Next time have more f__king respect and give her a go on your mod, Poor woman had to go back on the smokes
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Post by Pepperty on Dec 15, 2014 15:37:02 GMT
I'm really hoping that if I can get to a grand old age -- I can dispense with politeness and decent manners and celebrate by being a crabby old witch of a hag  |
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Post by anubis on Dec 16, 2014 13:50:13 GMT
Other half thinks I've already reached that stage, and I'm not even an OAP.  and I can't  as I already live up them. anubis |
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That is funny - next time give her one of these 
lovely couple.
and I can't 
as I already live up them.