Bean Shoots.................

[chrisjw]

............ in last nights yummy chinky take away, may well have been my downfall & the reason why I have only just surfaced from my envelope...........Apparently, although being extremely good for you, they are difficult to break down...... I woke this morning with terrible stomach pains & the only form of relief was to whack a sleeping pill down my nanny goat & go back to bed, from whence I have just risen......What a waste of a day..............

[beautycat]

hope you are feeling better x x x

[gjdart]

Awwwwwe....Poooooor Yooooou (((Chris))) ....hope your feeling better now... and hope you sleep tonight after sleeping all day

[bluemagnum]

Should've had a ruby, when you get gut ache after one, you know where you're gonna be spending the next 2 hours

[PeeKay]

You can get serious food poisoning from bean shoots - from Salmonella and E-Coli of all things! Hope it's not that fella!

[nicky]

Yeah tell the truth..........................you've been with that Brenda !

[chrisjw]

Apparently the surgery I had hasn't helped proceedings..............

[chrisjw]

Aug 5, 2012 16:52:07 GMT bluemagnum said:

Should've had a ruby, when you get gut ache after one, you know where you're gonna be spending the next 2 hours

Think I might've preferred that option.............

[Sandra (aka Chillax)]

Aug 5, 2012 17:25:04 GMT nicky said:

Yeah tell the truth..........................you've been with that Brenda !

What is ruby? Have I missed another joke ???

[bennyboy]

Ruby Murry - curry. Rhyming slang.

[Sandra (aka Chillax)]

Aug 5, 2012 18:38:10 GMT bennyboy said:

Ruby Murry - curry. Rhyming slang.

Thanking you muchly

Obviously nothing to do with Brenda then, thought Chris may of had another

[chrisjw]

Aug 5, 2012 18:39:34 GMT Sandra (aka Chillax) said:

Aug 5, 2012 18:38:10 GMT bennyboy said:

Ruby Murry - curry. Rhyming slang.

Thanking you muchly

Obviously nothing to do with Brenda then, thought Chris may of had another

Brenda's more than enough to handle................

[ragjoy]

i got a story about bean shoots.
when i was about 20 a friend of mine 20 had not had much luck with the ladies (ever) got infatuated with a easy going women in the pub of around 40.
he got invited round to hers for a chinese and halfway through his chow mein she had her wicked way with him.
he told us what a session he had had and how grateful this lady was too him.
anyway a month later we got him back into the same pub after a struggle to get him there, we walks in and this lady (i use the term loosely) says "hi, boys" and "hi, panda".
we say to our friend "panda" whats that all about "oh" he says she thinks im like cuddly panda, one of this ladies friend over hears this and says "cuddly, dont kid yourself" i say "what do you mean, dont kid yourself" she says "cuddly has nothing to do with it" then goes on to say "the reason she calls him panda is he eats shoots and leaves"
so our friend was forever known as panda from then on.

its a joke but im not great at jokes!!!!!!!!!!! or grammar.

[ragjoy]

this one is good too, and a little more tactile on such a fine forum with decorum.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."

raggy..........

or this one.
A Panda bear who is in the Navy finally gets some shore leave and is randy. So he goes to a bar, has some drinks and meets a Lady of the Night.

They find their way to a hotel and do their thing, you know, what Panda bears and prostitutes do!

When they're over the Panda bear gets up and starts putting on his clothes. The prostitute looks at him and says, "aren't you forgetting something?"

Panda bear, "I don't think so, I got my hat, my jacket. Nope!"

Why don't you look up prostitute in the dictionary? So he does and it says "Prostitute: a women you pay for sexual favors". The Panda bear says, "why don't you look up Panda bear in the dictionary."

So she does, "Panda: bear from Southeast Asia. Eats, shoots and leaves."

anyway chris you may notbe feeling great but at least you can laugh at the bean sprouts

[timnowvapes]

.....well that's just put me off Chinese food, might just have to stick to noodles