Daily Fail Reporter Here.

[kruegerbait]

Hi my name is Terry Ize and I work for the Daily Fail. I am concerned for all of you on this forum because of this dangerous hobby you are involved in. Here are some FACTS that I hope you take to heart as they are fully researched by expert people who know a lot of things.

1. The stuff that you veep contains nicotine, this is in cigarettes and these cause cancer, nicotine causes more cancer as it is like a concentrated cigarette. FACT.

2. Everything you buy is from China and it is in their interest to put poison in their liquids and make everything break. FACT.

3. Batteries are dangerous. Stastics added up by several people prove that the chances are higher than some other chances that if everyone on this forum vaped for ten years most of you would have incomplete faces and no hands as these would have exploded off. FACT.

4. You are inhaling PG which is a nasty chemical used in fog machines and 1950s horror films ( a decade where people died younger). FACT.

5. You don't know how much nicotine (concentrated cigarettes) you are inhaling, and what's more it's hidden in fruit pies and chocolate mixes that your children will drink then throw at your pets. FACT.

6. All e-cig smokers will oneday do a vape face. FACT

I hope that you all read and take note of the warnings above and make the correct decision and give up this cursed hobby. Link to nicotine patches that has probably been removed by a moderator

Edit: Please note all these FACTS are for sale, if the FDA or NHS would like to use them please contact me on 555-734-9856

[Skwoddy]

Sept 14, 2012 3:50:08 GMT kruegerbait said:

Hi my name is Terry Ize and I work for the Daily Fail. I am concerned for all of you on this forum because of this dangerous hobby you are involved in. Here are some FACTS that I hope you take to heart as they are fully researched by expert people who know a lot of things.

1. The stuff that you veep contains nicotine, this is in cigarettes and these cause cancer, nicotine causes more cancer as it is like a concentrated cigarette. FACT.

[glow=red,2,300]2. Everything you buy is from China and it is in their interest to put poison in their liquids and make everything break. FACT.[/glow]

3. Batteries are dangerous. Stastics added up by several people prove that the chances are higher than some other chances that if everyone on this forum vaped for ten years most of you would have incomplete faces and no hands as these would have exploded off. FACT.

4. You are inhaling PG which is a nasty chemical used in fog machines and 1950s horror films ( a decade where people died younger). FACT.

5. You don't know how much nicotine (concentrated cigarettes) you are inhaling, and what's more it's hidden in fruit pies and chocolate mixes that your children will drink then throw at your pets. FACT.

6. All e-cig smokers will oneday do a vape face. FACT

I hope that you all read and take note of the warnings above and make the correct decision and give up this cursed hobby. Link to nicotine patches that has probably been removed by a moderator

Edit: Please note all these FACTS are for sale, if the FDA or NHS would like to use them please contact me on 555-734-9856

Brilliant, somebody needs to be paid for this !

[nicky]

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#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#

[jeanie]

#icon_rofl# Brilliant!

[alanfinal]

Probably better than the rags could do

[ciar]

lol

[kruegerbait]

Oh dear, so I did click Post Reply then. That original post is the result of insomnia, extreme boredom and a bottle of Stella. :-[

At least it gave a few people a laugh though.

[Phoenix .]

I thought it was funny Kreugerbait, know what you mean about the insomnia if I didn't have scrabble game to play 24/7 I would go mental some nights.

[Bluefish]

Where can i buy it, you are selling something yeah?