Ninja Application

[Bluefish]

Dear madam, I Bluefish wish to apply for Nijna status as I have just had a quick (very quick) calculation as to what apparently I have bought since meeting Perpetua at Vapefest this year, list is as follows,

1x Provari
1x Penelope
2x batts for provari
1x Juno
4x batts for Juno
1x itaste
2x Aga T's
1x VH Dripper
5x ming drip tips
plus sundries, including juice, nic, wick, wire, mesh, flavourings, battery charger (spare) Viva Nova and Mini, clear windows for penny, etc etc

Now one would think one would be very happy with that, but no Odysseus is calling my name, now i have roughly added it up and it comes to a fair bit, and untill i came into contact with her who should not be named I was a good boy (don't believe the stories, they're lying) so some of her Ninjaness must have been passed on to me, so what do you say, am i allowed in, cos if not the mrs is going to kill me, unless i get to her first of course, don't worry i've dug the hole already, told the neighbours i was going to plant a tree.

Ok I think this stupidity has gone on long enough can i come in or what? If not I'm off to the monastary, to learn the hard way,
signed, by a Blue Fish.

[Ellen]

The fact that you have managed to leave your newly acquired GGTS off that list gets you my vote #icon_rofl#

[millerkev]

application REFUSED
reasons for -- gender unsuitable
please take 4 months holiday in thailand and come back ladyboy and re apply

[Chrissie]

To save your marriage, I've had no alternative but to give you a custom title of Ninja

[Bluefish]

To ellen, haha you're so right i totally forgot about that, kev, 4 month's in Thailand okey dokey got my tickets? and chrissie, #KissBlowSmiley1#

[GothicLord]

lol blue, I know your pain, I have yet to actually meet anyone from the forum, but my list so far is looking fairly long, and, for under 1 month of membership, I think quite impressive (even more so as the Mrs only knows about a small portion of the list)

Well done on getting Ninja status

[Bluefish]

Bloody hell chrissie, does that mean i've got to fill the ******* hole in now?

[esmecullen]

[OneDay]

ooo look Blue got 'ninja' under his stars. The lady ninjas never got that

[esmecullen]

Not fair!!!!!!!!!!

[GothicLord]

maybe it should be more widely used so the pirates & ninjas can make themselves known

[Bluefish]

Hey I'm the one that came up with the Ninja slogun, vaping ninja crouching tiger, woo hoo I made it, I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal, Biff, take that oneday

[FirinBlanks]

But the fatal flaw with this is Blue's wife might look and ask why he has a different status to everyone else it's much better flying under the radar IMO.

[Bluefish]

Hey check out the link under my aaec banner, it's been there for month's

[Bluefish]

Oct 26, 2012 21:45:50 GMT FirinBlanks said:

But the fatal flaw with this is Blue's wife might look and ask why he has a different status to everyone else it's much better flying under the radar IMO.

hey mate if you can dig one hole, you can dig two