hollie917
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Post by hollie917 on Nov 2, 2012 10:42:28 GMT
I'm lovin' this.
For all you "Fifty Shades" Readers out there - Enjoy
Me missus bought a paperback
Down town on Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;
...'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey."
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
Her left hand held a length of rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet
A cuppla minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris,
You would see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude, just naked like,
Bent forward just a bit ….
I took a pace to brace meself
And stood on her left tit!
Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”
Well readers, I won't tell no more
What happened on that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned “fifty shades of grey”
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Post by Gordy on Nov 3, 2012 4:56:53 GMT
#icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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nicky
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Post by nicky on Nov 3, 2012 6:55:30 GMT
#icon_rofl#
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Post by GothicLord on Nov 3, 2012 7:29:26 GMT
Lol
Sent from my Desire HD using proboards
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Post by saphire on Nov 3, 2012 8:53:00 GMT
Love it  |
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Post by Ratfinkz on Nov 3, 2012 10:27:44 GMT
Love it! Can I copy it to my facebook please?
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Post by Sandra (aka Chillax) on Nov 3, 2012 12:10:28 GMT
Brilliant |
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hollie917
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Post by hollie917 on Nov 3, 2012 13:04:20 GMT
Love it! Can I copy it to my facebook please? of course you can |
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Post by jax on Nov 3, 2012 23:35:30 GMT
Roflmao!!! Excellent!
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Post by Chrissie on Nov 4, 2012 16:02:49 GMT
PMSL #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl# #icon_rofl#
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