In days of old when knights were bold
and maidens young and ripe,
King Arthur's bag was a good old shag
stuffed into his pipe.
If he was here he'd buy the beer
and toast his long lamented,
then celebrate by having a vape
on a juice so well fermented.
A magic mix so rich and thick
the vapour plumes unfurlin',
so gold and pure that he'd be sure
it must be made by Merlin.
Blended leaf from the Bagdhad thief
and flavours Oryental,
will fill your pipe with notes so ripe
it's almost transcendental.
Time to share with the connoisseur
now the flavours have imparted,
but this feast from the East needs caution at least
and is not for those feint-hearted.
As I sit here and drip Arthur's Pipe on my tip
contemplating the next pipe creation,
it's called Walter's Whiff and I'll be happy if
it gives Raleigh a worthy ovation.
King Arthur's Pipe took me many weeks of recipe-tweaking, but the result
is well worth the effort. It's nice straight from the mix, but after two weeks
steeping it is awesome. It's like being dragged naked through fields of tobacco
plants by a hand-picked, harnessed harem of heavenly maidens, then trampled
by a herd of stampeding buffalo!!! It's a jolly good vape as well for those who
enjoy the full on flavours of blended tobacco.
Cheers
John
