Here all week!!

[maccafan]

Had to search a bit to find this thread..What's this all about?

[Ellen]

Can we have one for the Gender Fluid Brain please? I love football but couldn't give a shit about bags and shoes...

and loves chocolate

[andylec]

mac that was brilliant most ive laughed in ages

[chrisjw]

Dec 28, 2012 10:22:10 GMT Bluefish said:

Dec 28, 2012 4:22:21 GMT Anne (fuzzy) said:

Macca, the attention span in that diagram is WAY too big.

sorry what did you say?

Priceless.............

[ripple27]

Dec 27, 2012 19:07:53 GMT Skwoddy said:

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

OMG That is the best laugh l have had in ages thanks and maybe some men are smarter than l was beginning to think so thanks il be smiling about that all evening, my son is a radio presenter are you ok if l show it to him so he can air part of it? he is always looking for content to use to make listeners laugh and this would for sure

[Blownupdolly]

Dec 28, 2012 17:46:40 GMT Ellen said:

Can we have one for the Gender Fluid Brain please? I love football but couldn't give a shit about bags and shoes...

and loves chocolate

I think we are similar Ellen. Although i do love handbags

Love watching most sports including footie. I even watch F1 motor racing.

Prefer documentaries to soap operas and...

Cannot stand girlie jealousy and bitching. Beam me up scottie. Got better things to do with my time

[Phoenixflame (Julie)]

What a funny thread this was, I only saw the first few posts at the time but it got even better. #icon_rofl#
I love F1 motor racing too btw.

[millerkev]

What a LOAD OF TOSH

i love handbags and high heels

sundays just wouldnt be the same if i couldnt play foxy bingo