Here all week!!

[Skwoddy]

Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT?! What was that?!" She said, "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the j3welry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No baby, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either... but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.

[boo]

" but at least she knows I'm smarter than her. "

You'd like to think wouldn't you? Check each meal she makes you from now on very carefully

(great joke)

[Blownupdolly]

Wouldn't happen in this house. What's his is mine and what's mine is my own

[Deleted]

An old lady decided to treat herself to a night in a top hotel at the desk the manager passed her bill of £250 the lady said "why is it so dear?" Manager said "because we have a gymnasium,spa area,conference room and a 24hr bar madam" lady "but i didn't use them!" Manager "but they were there madam" Lady "oh" so she passed him a cheque , Manager "this cheque is for £50 madam!?" Lady "I'm charging you £200 for sleeping with me" Manager "but madam i didn't sleep with you!" Lady "I know but it was there for you!

[Chrissie]

Sigh Skwoddy, I know it's only a kind of joke, but do most men still think all women are like that ie wanting a meal ticket for sexual favours?

[Blownupdolly]

Dec 27, 2012 21:16:29 GMT Chrissie said:

Sigh Skwoddy, I know it's only a kind of joke, but do most men still think all women are like that ie wanting a meal ticket for sexual favours?

I am

[Clutter]

I was so sad imagining Skwoddy's impending death but Dolly's post made me PMSL.

Bad Dolly, you're a traitor to our sex #icon_rofl#

[Blownupdolly]

Dec 27, 2012 23:31:07 GMT Clutter said:

I was so sad imagining Skwoddy's impending death but Dolly's post made me PMSL.

Bad Dolly, you're a traitor to our sex

If only it were true if was really relying on sexual favours for clothes i'd be part naked with just a pair of moth eaten knickers on

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Dec 27, 2012 21:16:29 GMT Chrissie said:

Sigh Skwoddy, I know it's only a kind of joke, but do most men still think all women are like that ie wanting a meal ticket for sexual favours?

If they do, I'd rather bloody starve.

*Runs*

[Bluefish]

No i'm not replying to this thread,

[Deleted]

Typical, poor skwoddy speaks the truth #icon_bravo# and all the females gang up on him

Runs and hides #7261_9485#

[maccafan]

It helps to understand the brain in these cases:

[Gordy]

Dec 27, 2012 21:16:29 GMT Chrissie said:

Sigh Skwoddy, I know it's only a kind of joke, but do most men still think all women are like that ie wanting a meal ticket for sexual favours?

no but we wish it was that easy

[Anne (fuzzy)]

Dec 28, 2012 3:07:49 GMT maccafan said:

It helps to understand the brain in these cases:

Macca, the attention span in that diagram is WAY too big.

[Bluefish]

Dec 28, 2012 4:22:21 GMT Anne (fuzzy) said:

Dec 28, 2012 3:07:49 GMT maccafan said:

It helps to understand the brain in these cases:

Macca, the attention span in that diagram is WAY too big.

sorry what did you say?