3 word story

[sooetie]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said

[charon]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl

[jakethevape]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!"

[charon]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor

[stewarty]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice

[grim]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks)

[charon]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included

[fred]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed

[jakethevape]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed

[charon]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart

[jakethevape]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart just stopped dead

[stewarty]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart just stopped dead ... Fetch the defibrillator

[jakethevape]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart just stopped dead ... Fetch the defibrillator and some fine

[charon]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart just stopped dead ... Fetch the defibrillator and some fine SS mesh and

[jakethevape]

Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!

But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.

The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.

What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.

Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip

"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks) batteries not included, nor indeed, needed. The blood rushed and her heart just stopped dead ... Fetch the defibrillator and some fine SS mesh and do not forget