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Post by grim on Oct 24, 2013 20:50:14 GMT
Once upon a Time there was a girl with a very big pair of beautiful spaniel dogs who were always licking each others hairy big fat paws. The problem was the girl wanted someone in her blueberry muffin shop after closing time to guard the most prized possession, it was a big black shiny frogster recipe for a special pie. This Special Pie was abit taboo because it contained fantastical magical ingredients like, dragons blood and unicorn milk, spiders teeth and mermaids legs and lots of other stinky nasty bits!
But I digress the girl was eating chicken drumsticks in her pyjamas when suddenly a slobbery hairy spaniel decided to jump on the cat that suddenly appeared wearing a pink love heart onezie covered in cherry ice flavoured e-liquid. The cat managed to wriggle free and quickly ran out the door trying to shake her whiskers dry.
The girl screamed help, im being black cat vaped, then Chuck Norris burst into the room, in a flash he grabbed the Provari with his extra long,dual coil vapouriser!
He put it in between her outstretched cool hands. But suddenly the special pie burst,and saturated Her,warm juice everywhere! Slowly dripping down all over her like Chuck Norris's evod when it blew a seal.
What a mess! Running down her neck, chin and covering her large flappy feet. Suddenly!!!! the vape fairy arrived.
Never fear gentle vapers,The Alchemist appeared! The vaped crusader was here to preach the unknown for's and against's this uprising revolution, but before he got out his enormous, heavy sack poof EU appeared! and there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Vamo in hand! and with a puff of vapour Arnie became Vaperman .... Fear not pie-face, I am here,in leopard skin posing pouch ready for your pie. Pass the whipped cream and crushed nuts,hold on tight to my humungus Vamo shaped spatula,Drat Battery Failure!!!! Case of Premature release of juice. Tank cracked due to tight grip
"Never Fear" said the little girl. "I AM SPARTA!" A secret Vendor of homemade juice (and little knicknacks)
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Post by grim on Jul 15, 2013 21:28:34 GMT
grrr I thought it was a trade - was going to offer my kayfun
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Post by grim on Jun 22, 2013 17:06:14 GMT
Ordered one  couldn't resist even tho both my kayfuns are brushed! Should have more patience really! |
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Post by grim on Jun 20, 2013 20:33:26 GMT
I'm glad it won't dissolve my eliquid - I like mine solid!
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Post by grim on Jun 20, 2013 17:01:17 GMT
I can tell the difference between flavours but . . . if I haven't read the label I can never tell what the flavour is! If I have read it - all the best juices taste just like it says on the tin  |
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Post by grim on Jun 17, 2013 10:32:38 GMT
Only one other bad habit? Man I need help . . . hoping to reduce to double figures soon.
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Post by grim on Jun 13, 2013 20:16:58 GMT
Lol good editing too @garry - and vaping away on the camera tin mod as i type great work there too ty.
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Post by grim on Jun 13, 2013 20:08:57 GMT
Man o man I wish I had that talent and patience!
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Post by grim on Jun 13, 2013 20:05:50 GMT
Here is a piccy denis9t9 of the eVc in 18350 mode and actual size:  Cracking little device, thumbs up for it. Blimey that's enormous - ahh that comes from reading forum on a 42" TV |
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Post by grim on Jun 13, 2013 20:01:04 GMT
Grrr tempted to cancel and change to the kit but I know then the kit will run out and the mod come back in stock. And don't need anymore chargers and stuff lol |
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Post by grim on Jun 13, 2013 19:40:31 GMT
SVD status changed to dispatched. So anyone else waiting, check as yours maybe too. Mine has changed too dispatched aswell,  Fasttech Is that the stand alone mod or the kit - I placed order for the mod on the 7th still nothing has happened  |
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Post by grim on Jun 12, 2013 16:55:42 GMT
So she can keep and eye on you!
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Post by grim on Jun 11, 2013 18:29:54 GMT
O yes a slow flashing led means . . . . . sorry I don't know either. But i did say it!
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Post by grim on Jun 9, 2013 9:45:51 GMT
A BIG +1 for Twisted from me. I got some as a free sample - never even fancied one of those icecreams - pineapple is not a juice I would normally go for either - but I love this - had to order some more and now have to wait for it to steep  |
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Post by grim on Jun 8, 2013 17:18:06 GMT
vaporjoe.blogspot.co.uk/Quote: The dirty little "not so secret" If you didn't already know this, Innokin, Joyetech, and other companies engage in fixed prices. To be called an "Authorized" reseller you must agree to sell their product at a particular price. If you do not agree to their fixed prices - you will be banned and cut off from buying products from them. Ask any "authorized" vendor and they will tell you this. They set a limit on how low you can sell a product. This gives the manufactures leverage. If you break this agreement, you will be branded an unauthorized reseller. This allows them to claim you sell fake products. Vendors are getting smarter. They are buying large amounts of product using fake front companies and selling them on their websites for REASONABLE prices. Since there is no way to track the purchases - it frustrates the fixed pricing manufacturers. The manufacturers can only cry and scream FAKE! Oddly, this price fixing does not put more money in the pockets of the manufacturer; only in the pockets of the vendor. Vendors pay very low prices for products and must resell them at a very high price. Vendors that discount these products are immediately targeted and turned in by other vendors. Competition is silenced. This is exactly what happened with Fast Tech and many American vendors. Make no mistake, the products sold as "Innokin" products are genuine; they just aren’t bought by Fast Tech FROM Innokin. Another company had to buy them from Innokin and sold them to Fast Tech because they didn't want to deal with these ridiculous fixed price practices. This is how the free market works. We have no skin in this game but we WILL promote and point out where to find the best deals. If this pisses vendors and manufacturers off, so be it. I never started this blog to make friends. I started this blog to save people money. I invite all my readers to send an email to Innokin and Joytech. Tell them what you think. I also invite people to ask "Authorized" resellers if they are required to sell items at a certain minimum price.
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couldn't resist even tho both my kayfuns are brushed! Should have more patience really!
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