The Postman and the Dentist

[ean33]

so the bell rings and the postman says "more stuff mate sign here"
i sign for 4 parcels....rushing into the kitchen to open my new battery holder i imagine the sleek lines and the shiny finish
the smooth to touch material that will feel like silk on my lips
the wrapping is good but removed with ease...the boxed item is opened and its not what i imagined
its the right shape i guess, it smooth with a slight slope leading to the top...the base is
round with lovely details around the edges.....i put the battery in and screw the base back on
lifting it eagerly to my mouth i gasp in anticipation...i place my lips around the end and push the button

what the flippedy jimmet !!!!
a loud buzzing noise followed by a teeth rattling vibration hits me in the face...my gums bleeding!!!

thats going back i think before looking on the box to who sent me this death trap

Anne summer marital aids !!!! is what it says on the side of the box

i then re box the item after removing my batteries and sheepishly text the wife to tell her that "her parcel"  has arrived
my provari comes tomorrow apparently     who knew  

[mybad]