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Post by Perpetua on May 12, 2011 23:54:10 GMT
 * Done Clutty! *
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Post by Clutter on May 13, 2011 0:29:24 GMT
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Post by deesigner on May 13, 2011 6:34:19 GMT
I've snagged it as well, it's about time I had some smiley's  |
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Post by jerryrm on May 13, 2011 15:35:08 GMT
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Post by barneykew on May 13, 2011 18:32:38 GMT
just got home after a week away tramping. went to the garage, looked inside saw half eaten butties, a mug of cold tea and OMG It was a mess before I went away, but it was my mess.
The chain was off my chainsaw, the 12" disc on my grinder was down to 4". Every tool imaginable was lying on the floor, then it hit me, I left a piece of burger in her new car.
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 18:42:03 GMT
Harumph, I don't know what the OH is on about, I know where everything is in the garage, and I didn't touch the chainsaw, (I thought about it, but decided against it.) He is just mad, because I used a whole roll of cling film to wrap his sandwiches, when he complained that they were a bit dry (tut.) No pleasing some folk  |
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Post by jerryrm on May 13, 2011 19:20:10 GMT
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 19:24:48 GMT
Anyway back to the matter in hand. I got home this morning and took my breakfast (not Butties tut) to the garage with my magnets on a stick. I started doing a sweep under the workbench and a humungous spider ran out straight at me :  Its a good job I was wearing brown knickers! I jumped up and whacked my bonce against the vice handle, oh booger that really made me see stars. There was no blood so I carried on.... and click... yeah got you, slippery, slimy, little barsteward! I wiped the cobwebs off him and put him in the vice and let him have it I then pulled him apart and disemboweled him! Oh and I got the adapter, not that I cared about it by then, and I have probably killed it too, because it has a huge gouge out of it . Sorry if the end to the story is an anticlimax, but I claim a huge victory against all inanimate objects and I am going to boil my OH's eggs for an hour and a half, (he loves egg sarnies) Photos to follow! |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 19:29:08 GMT
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Post by Clutter on May 13, 2011 19:36:33 GMT
I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you Katfish.  Do you whisper to recalcitrant horses "Oi, behave Champion, or I'll trim yer hooves wiv da chainsaw and rasp yer teef wiv da blunt angle grinder. Remember what happened to the norty atty!" |
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Post by jerryrm on May 13, 2011 19:42:56 GMT
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 19:50:57 GMT
Honestly Clutter, I have many friends and animals that find me calm, serene, and peaceful, listening to their troubles and offering genuine advice! They have never seen me with a jar of pickled onions or a Tank atomiser that pinches my adapter! I may have to make the OH MARMITE and HONEY sandwiches for monday, what do you think?  |
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Post by Clutter on May 13, 2011 19:54:37 GMT
I think it would be kinder to kill him You don't really hate him that much do you? Marmite...bleurgh! |
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Post by Clutter on May 13, 2011 19:55:50 GMT
ps if you make the sarnies nearer to Monday, you won't need to use so much clingwrap to keep 'em fresh |
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Post by Katfish on May 13, 2011 20:21:15 GMT
Don't hate him at all Clutter, but he has a habit of taking the P, so obviously I must reciprocate I wrote a message in his lunch box "there is a slug in here" for 10 weeks running. When I actually put a real one in, he went berserk! Its not as if he didn't have enough warning for gawds sake |
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