Skwoddy
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Post by Skwoddy on Mar 14, 2013 4:58:59 GMT
A primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Tottenham fan. she asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Tottenham fans. everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
the teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"because i'm not a Tottenham fan," she replied.
the teacher, still shocked, asked, "well, if you are not a Tottenham fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"i am a Arsenal fan, and proud of it," mary replied.
the teacher could not believe her ears. "mary, why are you a Arsenal fan?"
"because my mum is a Arsenal fan, and my dad is a Arsenal fan, so i'm a Arsenal fan too!"
"well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Arsenal fan. you don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?"
"then," mary smiled, "i'd be a Tottenham fan....
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Post by genguskhan on Mar 14, 2013 6:28:26 GMT
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Post by greendollar on Mar 14, 2013 7:06:01 GMT
What do Arsenal and a 3 pin plug have in common ?
Both useless in Europe .
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