My housemates pussy..............................

[chrisjw]

...........has had me up all night!!!!!!

Honestly, your filthy minds......I bet the blokes reading this, hit the 'thread' button within the blinking of an eye...........tut - tut.....bet it gets lots of views though.....I too hit the button with speed & it was me that wrote this.....

Anyway, I digress. The beautiful little bundle of 18 month old fun, that is known as Suki, the Bengal kitten, unexpectedly came into season yesterday & it has caught all concerned out rather. It slinked into the abode rather gingerly last night, with claw imprints embedded in it's hind quarters. Needless to say, the dirty deed has obviously been done & I have already clocked the 'guilty baby making equipment carrier'. He's a Tabby, albeit a quite handsome specimen & has spent the whole night outside my bedroom window, trying to tempt Suki out for another night of passion & acrobatic frivolity. She, on her part, has been confined to my room, for fear of waking my housemate & the 7 dogs strategically laid out around her.

She ( Suki, not my housemate ) has reciprocated by howling like a banshee throughout the night, scratching at the bedroom window & managing to demolish everything on my windowsill & surrounding areas in the process. Needless to say then, that sleep has been something that totally eluded me ( not to mention her, who obviously only had one thing on her mind ).

I kicked her out into the garden at 6.30am this morning & haven't seen her since. I can only assume that she & her admirer are cuddled up somewhere cosy, having an after event smoke ( or vape with any luck ). So, I just wanted to share the breaking news that in 9 weeks time, there will be the added vocal meanderings of a herd of newly born kittens accompanying the sounds of the already existing 7 dogs, 3 cats & an African Pygmy Hedgehog....................Oh the joy................

P.S....For those who haven't had the pleasure of Suki ( & judging by the queue outside our front door, there can't be many ), I attach a picture of said brazen hussy for your perusal......

[sleepyduck]

A cat? A bloody cat? I hate cats. Cats and ducks don't get on well together

[Jen]

Aww, that is one beautiful brazen hussy

[chrisjw]

Mar 27, 2013 9:44:45 GMT Jen said:

Aww, that is one beautiful brazen hussy

Yes, she is.............Unfortunately, every randy tom within a 5 mile radius is of the same opinion......The neighbours are now under the deluded assumption, that I am running a house of ill repute..........

[chrisjw]

36 views in 28 minutes..............tut.....................

[Blownupdolly]

Say feline Romance is anything but.... She won't bethanking you for kicking her out LOL

[genguskhan]

Aww cute love cats

[bel]

Aww she's beautiful

[fred]

Ahhhhh. She's bootiful.

Mar 27, 2013 9:30:23 GMT sleepyduck said:

A cat? A bloody cat? I hate cats. Cats and ducks don't get on well together

How not? My chooks get on with my cats, & ducks are bigger than chooks.
Now my dogs and chooks/ducks...........

[Malibu]

Bengals can be pretty vocal too ! I can imagine you didn't get a lot of sleep.
Now how to to persuade hubby that we really do need another kitten as company for Sooty

[chrisjw]

Mar 27, 2013 12:31:08 GMT Malibu said:

Bengals can be pretty vocal too ! I can imagine you didn't get a lot of sleep.
Now how to to persuade hubby that we really do need another kitten as company for Sooty

Well..........my housemate & I are both total animal lovers & she collects pets like they're going out of fashion.....However, she has assured me that will not be the case with the kittens.......we shall see...........

[Malibu]

I would love to collect animals but my "housemate" won't let me.

[andy01424]

Mar 27, 2013 9:52:26 GMT chrisjw said:

Mar 27, 2013 9:44:45 GMT Jen said:

Aww, that is one beautiful brazen hussy

Yes, she is.............Unfortunately, every randy tom within a 5 mile radius is of the same opinion......The neighbours are now under the deluded assumption, that I am running a house of ill repute..........

lol i have been having this with our 2 un neutered females,but luckily and not due to our neighbours dogs our garden is one giant 85ft cat pen![netted all over to stop thenm getting harmed by dogs aka two ex race greyhounds]


we to have had a ginger tom lurking hoping but not much luck,other day was up by bedroom window which was ajar tail twitching[probably gonna mark the wall as his territory] but alas he got shock of his little 9 lives as i was polishing at the time,he now has a well squirted on rear end of Mr Sheen!!!!!!!!! not seen him since lol