think before you speak...

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Apr 9, 2013 22:57:13 GMT bomberharris said:

Apr 9, 2013 20:43:13 GMT joy said:

     While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
     I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.

     I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. 
     To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,

     IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO RIGHT NOW I WLL TELL GRANDMA THAT I SAW YOU
     KISSING DADDY'S PEE-PEE LAST NIGHT.

      The silence was deafening after this englightening exchange.
      Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.

      I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank
      with my daughter in tow . The last thing I heard when the dor closed behind me, were

     SCREAMS OF LAGHTER.

you must of felt so small, I wouldn't like to of been in your daughters shoes when you got home

See reply #10

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Simate why didn't you just copy and paste number ten, its the way to go now.

[bomberharris]

Apr 9, 2013 23:04:21 GMT @simate said:

Apr 9, 2013 22:57:13 GMT bomberharris said:

you must of felt so small, I wouldn't like to of been in your daughters shoes when you got home

See reply #10

I should of realised

[bomberharris]

Had me there , think before you speak,

[Bluefish]

Most people get their facebook jokes from sickopedia, welcome to the internet folks

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Apr 9, 2013 21:42:48 GMT @simate said:

Its a copy/paste thing from www.sickipedia.org/getjokes/similar/1396209

     simate you spoilsport!!!!!!

[Anne (fuzzy)]

LOL. One of my favourites - Only a British person would be so polite as to wait for five hours in a queue to punch somebody.

[deesigner]

PMSL! I like that one.

This one's not from any joke site. Years ago I was driving my son and his friends back home after a trip out. My son suddenly asked if his dad was staying over Xmas (we were sort of separated) when I replied that he would be my 10 year old son blurted out 'It's only so you can have sex!' I nearly crashed the bloody car!

[genguskhan]

Still thought it was very funny

[esmecullen]